Woody

For whom the baja blasts.

[Woody @BigLeagueFlash]

2 years ago I asked the love of my life for a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.

[Devastator’s Balls @Crazy_TFDesigns]

Breaking: Optimus Prime and Megatron have history

[Jack Borman @jrborman13]

Welcome to Minnesota, Mr. President

[SleeperVikings @SleeperVikings]

LaMelo Ball and Jordan Addison pulling up to a stop light downtown:

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

How much clearer does the criminal enterprise have to be? We’re looking at comic book level characters at this point.

[Tommo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LUFC1992_v2]

This is breakfast pizza from @caseysgenstore

Oh. My. Days.

The photo does NOT do it justice.

Egg on pizza? Shouldn’t work but somehow it’s incredible! 🍕 🤤

[Tom Egbers @EgbersTom]

I try to help out

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[Everything Ole Miss @EverythingRebs]

You will not see a better sports video today:

Kolby Branch hits a HR for Georgia in his last ever college AB. His brother, on the other team, gets to celebrate with him as he rounds the bases with parents in attendance

What a moment for this family

[Hip-Hop JJ Redick @HipHopJJRedick]

LeBron is talking about overcoming fatherlessness to raise his children the way he never got the chance to be raised, and people in the comments are talking about “super teams” and “finals records.” LeBron haters are the most insecure losers this planet has ever seen.

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

What's the 1?

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Bart Winkler @BartWinklerShow]

This is our version of the Notre-Dame de Paris fire

[QBgami @QBgami]

The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.

Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.

[betz @adaptskill]

you can’t be a leader of an organization with this haircut man. You gotta have ppl around you that love you and don’t allow this kind of behavior

[Alex Micheletti @AlexMicheletti]

Let’s never forget that Mike Babcock healthy scratched Mike Modano so that he didn’t reach 1,500 NHL games played, finishing at 1,499. No need for him back in the league

[Hip-Hop JJ Redick @HipHopJJRedick]

How we have responded to longevity from athletes:

Vince Carter: WOW AMAZING

Tom Brady: WOW AMAZING

Alex Ovechkin: WOW AMAZING

Nolan Ryan: WOW AMAZING

Robert Parish: WOW AMAZING

LeBron James: LONGEVITY DOESN’T MATTER!!!

[Woody @BigLeagueFlash]

Kid talking about the rap all time greats and never once mentioned T-Pain...

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

This was actually a good challenge by Vegas. That puck is alive and loose. That is Barbashev's stick going for the puck. That's a poor decision by the NHL situation room.