Vanilla Gorilla

Guns don't kill people. People with mustaches kill people.

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Ugh another game on @appletv and blacked out on @MLBTV. Worst marketing/media agreement ever. Rob Manfred is a bigger disgrace to the game of baseball than the #2017Astros

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

I don't know if the problem is @LGUS or @MLBTV but I'm really tired of having to sign back in to my https://t.co/Z9YErm0FaA account every day.

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

How does @NewEraCap have zero quality control on size for the 5950s? I buy a 7-5/8 and sometimes it's right, sometimes it's a 7-1/2, sometimes it's a 7-7/8. Turns out "fitted" doesn't mean it's an accurate fit.

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

How carefully @Cardinals announcers read Nick Kurtz's name in the @Athletics game 🤣🤣🤣

[UFC @ufc]

"Fragile has never been one of them" 😤

[ @JimMiller_155 | #UFC328 | LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus ]

[UFC @ufc]

He knows how to entertain🤝

@JimMiller_155 feels great after another finish at #UFC328!

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[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

@Braves @BrandonGaudin @CJNitkowski "How you remind me" for Hau Yu Lee 🤣🤣🤣

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Can we please start to highlight the genius that is the @braves organist?! @BrandonGaudin @CJNitkowski
I am cracking up at "My Dingaling" by Chuck Berry for Dingler's walkup 🤣🤣🤣

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Probably the only thing saving this @peacock broadcast is @CJNitkowski. Otherwise, this crew is

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

This is what - the 4th? 5th? streaming service we've had to have a subscription with to watch @Braves baseball already this season?
@mlb is dumb and Rob Manfred is a bigger disgrace to the game than the #2017Astros

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Where's @TenorLion ?! #OpeningDay @Braves

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Did @tonyromo just work a 6-7 into the call? 🤣

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Garbage review angles from @espn for this Friday night game.

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Is this @PrimeVideo broadcast of Thursday night football garbage for everyone else or just me?

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Say what you want about @Hooters but I have always loved the spicy garlic sauce. They have apparently discontinued that sauce. Much disappointment. Sad panda.

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

This is the line to get to the shuttles to go to the baggage claim in @MCO at 11:00 at night.

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

It's time to end the archaic blackout restrictions for @MLB games. Rob Manfred is a bigger disgrace to the game of baseball than the #2017Astros

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

I wish I could get rid of @McAfee popups like this. Automatically changing the default browser and installing additional plugins because someone is in a hurry and just wants to close the stupid popup.

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

Lol I just got @Take5_OilChange to text me a coupon and it expired a few days ago

[Vanilla Gorilla @BigProc]

@HEB what's going on here? Is this just a miss by the @USPS?