Rob

If it was easy, everyone would do it.

[𝕁𝕒𝕒𝕪𓃰 @oJaayCo]

Not @Chelsearory biggest fan but genuinely the most true thing I’ve heard him say

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

apparently this was sold as a live Willy Wonka Experience but they used all AI images on the website to sell tickets and then people showed up and saw this and it got so bad people called the cops lmao

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Bro was not happy 😭

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Fixed it

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

You: “Only three days until Christmas!”

Your body: “Here, have a cold!”

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Rangers discovered a one-year-old hippo, whom they have named Owen, alone and dehydrated near Kenya's Indian Ocean coast after he became separated from his herd in 2004.

They took him to a wildlife sanctuary in Mombasa, where he soon found a male tortoise with the same dark grey coloring as adult hippos.

The tortoise initially hissed at Owen, warning him to stay away, but according to park officials the pair have since become inseparable.

The Aldabran tortoise, called Mzee, or "Old Man" in Swahili, now eats and sleeps beside Owen. Rangers say they could not have placed Owen with another herd of hippos as he would have been killed by an adult male.

The park's tourism manager, Pauline Kimoto, told reporters: "Since Owen arrived on 27 December, the tortoise behaves like a mother to him. The hippo follows the tortoise around and licks his face."

[billy ragland. @Ragland1836]

Found it 💀

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Never forget

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Chelsea after beating 9 man Tottenham

[Basingstoke Town FC @Basingstoke_FC]

We’re sad to see the difficulties that our friends at @ReadingFC are currently going through.

A club who has supported us with fixture announcements and opportunities for coaches in recent years.

We understand the frustration that #ReadingFC fans must be feeling; and the unconditional support you’re showing the players and staff in this moment is incredible.

There’s no doubt - more needs to be done to protect clubs from seemingly unfit owners. Whilst we don’t know the full story - it’s clear that a great club like Reading FC should have greater support from those in decision making seats.

It’s a growing concern across all levels. We lost our ground because of one man’s greed; and our story has still not created a learned lesson more widely.

We’re sure the future will become bright; because togetherness counts. But action matters too.

It’s time for change.

[videos that boost your mental health @cheerfulclips]

“Everything” https://t.co/FzXmEwCjxU

[Have EITHER of The 9-0’s Been Mentioned @9_0Mentioned]

AYO???????

[Rob @BigSliceBob]

What was Conte saying a few weeks back? #NewcastleUnited #TottenhamHotspur #NEWTOT

[Hampshire Roads Policing Unit @HantsPolRoads]

A man has been jailed after he crashed his modified BMW, causing the death of his girlfriend.

READ MORE: https://t.co/1HS0Dkzjcx

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I’m sick of this absolute lie.

[Southeastern @Se_Railway]

ℹ️ We've been informed that a duck has been left on a train at #HerneHill - staff are looking after it at the station at the moment and will arrange for it to be safely collected, however if it is yours then please make yourself known to station staff.

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

They should warn childless people about half term like they let us know about rail strikes

[Rob @BigSliceBob]

@a11en222 @WillHodgetts @hiccup_pit I feel like a striker would have put away some of the glaring chances we’ve missed in front of goal this season. With those chances put away we’d have had a few more points for sure. Even with our leaky back line.