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[Fash'in Police @Big_Jake1]

@st_louis_stan @user84829272 unironically agreed

[user @user84829272]

As an executive member please keep the entrance clear

[Fash'in Police @Big_Jake1]

@BarstoolWazzu the use of the word "pitch" there is incredibly offensive

[Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke]

Never in my life have I been more enthusiastically in favor of a Pride event. In fact, I think this one should be the most spectacularly, unapologetically, extravagantly Pride-filled Pride event in history.

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OL seeing a DL flinch on a hard count

[Fash'in Police @Big_Jake1]

lmfao

[Betsey @Betsycashmoney]

LMAO 😭😭😭

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

[Sources] Brendan Sorsby plans to sue EA to include him in CFB27 so that he can at least play there.

[Parker Thune @ParkerThune]

The Brendan Sorsby story

[Fash'in Police @Big_Jake1]

@UW_Baseball yikes

[Jon Martin @jthomasmartin]

@PeteThamel NFL: “You sought to avoid the consequences of that determination through litigation.”

Sorsby’s attorney: “Oh yeah?” *files more litigation*

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Wanted: A very good boy

Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life

[smit @itsoksmit]

at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

I still laugh from time to time about a seminar I attended at Cambridge where anthropologists and moral philosophers were talking about morality in cross-cultural perspective and the subject of private property came up. After various know-it-alls suggested there was no deep basis for private property ("cultural construction"), an ethologist piped up, "Have you ever tried to take a banana from a gorilla?" and there was just dead silence for about a minute and then everyone pretended nothing had happened and just continued as they had been.

[Fash'in Police @Big_Jake1]

lmfao GOOD

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Just in: NFL is declining to hold a supplemental draft this summer, currently leaving the 2027 Draft as the only way for QB Brendan Sorsby to enter the NFL.

A letter is being sent to Sorsby, and to all 32 NFL teams, to inform them of the league’s decision.

The league continues to try to show it has little tolerance for gambling issues.