Nate Strong

Run through a motha fucka face, then you don't have to worry about him no more. -Marshawn Lynch

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@TheNBABulletin homie his shot is so far left it has the democratic vote

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@rcxane After the age of 35, lots of pregnancy complications can happen. You can get pregnant up until you’re in menopause. It’s just more likely your child will be healthier if you give birth before 35

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@ClaireMPLS The thing most low handicaps hate, is that bad golfers get lucky more than them. Everyone gets lucky on a good chip, it still takes years to do it consistently

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@CaptainCons His form and swing looks great, he could line his feet better but if it works it works

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@NBAMemes When dragen bender is on the board?

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@NUCLRGOLF If you’re a casual golfer, shooting 90+ is average for you, then yeah take relief.

The game is hard, make it fun for yourself

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@Lytherian Communism
-government approved schooling 18+
-work till you die
-die

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@PGATUOR An ace on any full 18 hole course is an ace. Doesn’t matter the distance.

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@NUCLRGOLF @ReddersGolf Did Joey coldcuts lose weight?

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Politicians when you ask them to ban insider trading

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@beyoncegarden His definition is still a circular definition.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@Hoopss @BallTalkO Wemby, ant, Giannas, luka, jokic.

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@NUCLRGOLF 150-155

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@FTownDown I’ve skinned my fingers off of dunking. Also, when I did slam it, it hurts like hell. Always been confused how the pros make it look like it doesn’t hurt

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@basketbllnews The lakers think just adding star talent means your team will be good, without putting any effort into thinking if the team chemistry is good or not

[Nate Strong @Big_N_Strong]

@NUCLRGOLF @KingJames This isn’t a Lebron James issue, but I hate the fact that people who are getting into golf aren’t respecting the culture of golf. It’s not a huge deal to wear a collared shirt and nicer pants/ shorts. I see it every weekend with teenagers

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

This dog 🐕 🥰🥰

This is Officer Brian Santos and his K9 partner Kyra from Cocoa PD in Florida. They’ve been a team since 2018.

Impressive!