Bill Bratton

Supercop. Been drafted into the UK to teach Sir Ian Blair how to sort out hoodies on the streets of London. Assisted by Captain Harris. SPOOF ACCOUNT

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@SirIanBlair @jimmysgloves @katiemagnet I'm American. Can't we just shoot someone?

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@SirIanBlair @jimmysgloves @katiemagnet if you insist. #grumpysod

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@SirIanBlair who shall we pick on this evening. I can feel a joint UK/US assault coming on. #dontmentionthewar

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@urban_sc thank you very much for the #ff I am honoured.

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@SirIanBlair Harris?

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@InspDSmith thank you Dale.

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@TheDCIJimKeats thank you very much Mr Keats. I wouldn't follow that idiot Harris though.

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@DixonoDockGreen @sirianblair I don't wear silk. I'm a hard man.

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@GustyGaleforce not if you know what's good for you!

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@GustyGaleforce really?

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@DCIGeorgeGently funny

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@HoganWho Evening Mr Hogan Howe. Bill Bratton here. If it helps I will get you a water cannon from LA.

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Harris. How dare you have more followers than me. #imtheboss

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I fancy a BIG American Cheese Burger. Where can I find one?

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@CptnHarris @dci_johnluther HARRIS leave Luther alone. That's an order.

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@DCI_JohnLuther @sirianblair ignore him. #prat

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@DCI_JohnLuther @sirianblair @CptnHarris Luther I will pay for the ticket out of my own pocket.

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@CptnHarris @dci_johnluther @sirianblair well don't!

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HARRIS What have I told you about upsetting @DCI_JohnLuther and @SirIanBlair #idiot

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@CustodianCop I am a Consultant but they don't pay me that.