Bill Robinson(parody)

Sniffing rocks at work, Throwing rocks at play, and Whiskey on the rocks at home.

[Bill Robinson(parody) @BillRo1000]

@trend_bullish I only own 4 of these, so basically pretty stupid list

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@ShaleTier7 But oil is $85 going to $100 so drill baby drill!

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@ShaleTier7 I feel like for these type of plays one should say “we achieved X% IRR with our most recent and best well, but we think if everything goes right we can get to 80%”

[Bill Robinson(parody) @BillRo1000]

@Albertagarbage Pretty hard to say “You know, this thing you hired me to do probably won’t work, I guess I will start printing resumes” especially if you quit something and put in some equity

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@Albertagarbage Despite having some serious people there, Eavor always felt like a scam, but I wonder if it is a Osum type scam. They all drank the koolaid, tried hard and ignored all data that did not support their belief in the project

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@ShaleTier7 They are French, they take the summer off

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@ShaleTier7 If I don’t have to invent a new term to describe the drilling pattern I am not interested

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@ShaleTier7 Anything good, must be Canadian oil, heavy to Thermal

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@ShaleTier7 If you are good at finding gas, sell that gas, don’t try to become a power company too

[Bill Robinson(parody) @BillRo1000]

@ShaleTier7 CapEx is like 1% of Google’s, not investable

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@ShaleTier7 @jackprandelli What if he is right though, it feels like I need to go levered long on oxy?

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@ShaleTier7 @DanielSLoeb1 I thought if you shut in an oil over water well it reduces the chance it is going to water out. By stopping the drawdown at the wellbore you remove the pressure difference that can cause the more mobile water to cone up?

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@ShaleTier7 That can’t be right, so it must be right.

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@chesscom weird choice making the curler the beginner chess player and the Snowboarder the second best, at least you got the country right

[Bill Robinson(parody) @BillRo1000]

@jtrader @grok @grok now increase the allocation to Canadian junior oil and gas stocks to about 80% of the total portfolio

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@calgaryherald please immediately print a retraction, this is clearly a pump jack

[Келлз @kells940]

According to Taylor Sheridan:

Landman: Runs the show in the patch, lands the hot chick, takes PJs every week to Ft. Worth

Roughnecks: Biggest badasses in the patch. Land hot Latina wife

Lawyers: Smart, cunning, can go toe to toe with anyone on negotiations

Geologists: Exotic, mysterious, lands the hot lawyer

Engineers: Fat, old, lives with a bunch of roommates, comdeic relief, claims to be able to get 300 bopd from a vertical workover.

Engineers down big this season of landman

[Bill Robinson(parody) @BillRo1000]

@ShaleTier7 We should start a recall petition, they are all the rage these days

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@ShaleTier7 A “highly accomplished mathematician” who chose a career wheee you try to guess if adding another stage to a frac will finally make Yangarra profitable

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@ssvsnowsafety Wow, time to start planning a weekend trips to Sunshine!!!!