Billie Farnaby

I used to blog about shit dates. Now I'm one of *those* dickheads that doesn't shut up about their ace fiancé 🙄

[Billie Farnaby @BillieFarnaby]

Got a new Twitter innit. @_Mega_B . Have followed some but got bored going through this accounts following list. Feel free to come join me on an account I'll actually tweet on!

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Episode 1: Burn Those Bridges episode of Dearest Dan: What I know now
https://t.co/3v7vjwdXB5

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Stay Home! #StayHome #Lockdown2 https://t.co/LMAIXPxQp6

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One of my favourite things is finding weird and wonderful noises to sample - here's a vid I took of me playing around with a sample taken from a coin box at @TropWorldLeeds #homestudio #emx #korg #rolandjv2080 #rolanddrummachine #rolandtr626 #rolandmc303 #yamahary30

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@Elena_Allegra @LucyGoesDating Same. Only we were still a couple, and the pic he used was the first one we took of us together. (I found out as I was being soppy and wanted to look at our first messages on bumble) He's now an ex!

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@theguyliner A couple (in their 60s?) had masks not covering their noses in a small shop. I made eye contact with the guy, adjusted my mask even higher over my own nose and he got the hint and pulled his up. Gave a Hard Stare to someone too close behind me in a queue and he moved back.

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@karly_runs Jesus. What a knob.

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@naoisefalafel The guy who sat in the living room in his grubby y-fronts playing his guitar, who also recorded porn on the communal sky+, which was only in the living room... Also a different guy who on his 1st night, threw up in the kitchen sink full of washing up and left it 🤢

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Being, trying their best to help you. They have their own worries, and don't deserve to be shouted at. A little thought over your choice of words goes a long, long way.
#cancelledwedding #cancelledduetocovid19 #bekind ❤️❤️❤️

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Hello again you lovely lot. I may not have been tweeting, but I check in now and again to see what you're all up to 👋 Just wanted to say hope you're all keeping safe and well.
It looks like I'll be a 'Miss' for a bit longer than I thought - our wedding, booked for 25/4, has..

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Extremely difficult circumstances, and we can tell how upset they are to be having to doing this. We've rebooked for April next year and it will be the wedding of the century!
Please please, if you have to call a call centre for ANYTHING - please remember they are a human..

[Billie Farnaby @BillieFarnaby]

Lost Mum to cancer
Didn't fall to pieces
Met the best dude ever
Gained some awesome stepkids
Got engaged! ❤️

[Billie Farnaby @BillieFarnaby]

Lost beloved Gran
Got dumped right before 30th bday
Lost Dad to cancer
Depression & anxiety
Counselling
Left job of 15 yrs
Went to uni
Worked as undercover reporter
Wrote a front page story
Graduated!
Dated some idiots
Successfully freelanced
Surgery for skin cancer
Nursed Mum

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@Singlegirl20s @daterdiary Same

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Any of you lovely lot fancy some free food shopping?!

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Nine Lives are looking for regular Waitrose shoppers, to take part in a fun taste challenge for a TV show. Filming next week, please contact [email protected]

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@LucyGoesDating Yay!

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@AliceGrebot Hi Alice - just DM'd you.

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@girlinislington @EA_unadorned Hey GII! Thank you so much ☺️ x