Billary Rock-Archer

never not crying

[Billary Rock-Archer @Billrockaa]

me, trying to apply for a job before it closes
my husband, "hey watch"
*plays "Cow in love with accordion" Youtube clip

[Billary Rock-Archer @Billrockaa]

me, trying to apply for a job before it closes
my husband, begging "one second of your time, please"
me, ok
my husband, *continues to read aloud the wikipedia article for @GreggsOfficial

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

once i find a pair of shoes so cool they give me a new personality and vibe… it’s over for you hoes

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Dreadful news, which I feel duty bound to share. Activists in my mentions are trying to organise yet another boycott of my work, this time of the Harry Potter TV show. As forewarned is forearmed, I've taken the precaution of laying in a large stock of champagne.

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

(telling someone how to take care of my dog) ok so when you take off his leash say “look out ladies” and when he sits say “wow what a gentleman” and when he’s sleeping say “dreamin bout a bone!” oh and make sure you feed him

[Lauren Bonner @laurenybonner]

I’ve tried exercise, sleep, and a healthy diet, but nothing makes me feel better than having a little chocolate and a can of Coke Zero in the afternoon

[Billary Rock-Archer @Billrockaa]

Didn’t get a Christmas present from my workplace because I’m sober. Who do I call/tweet to get justice??? (my mum made me tweet this) @jacindaardern ?? @nzpolice ?? @SantaClause1994 ?? 🍾🎁

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

there’s no law against someone you hooked up with on and off for six months getting engaged to someone else four years after you guys ended things, but maybe there should be. maybe there should be.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A young boy, who had just stolen his father's car and crashed it, takes one last puff of his cigarette before facing the consequences, 1974.

[Billary Rock-Archer @Billrockaa]

Me, having Covid, looking for pjs
My husband, an angel, presenting me with a limp old t-shirt, “you can wear this, it’s my very special one” @1moarknite

[Liv :P @liv_username]

In this life u are either a Melissa or an Amanda.. the choice is yours

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Dude, I love your opinions!!! They remind me of state media

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

I just wanna sleep for a long time but not in a final way

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

when you're mean to me this is what you're being mean to

[Mary Oliver Bot @MaryOliver_Bot]

You do not have to be good.

[One More Night @1moarknite]

Not insignificant and it’s certainly first place, but when you consider exports to 🇦🇺&🇺🇸 combined add up to 28% of our exports, it does make you wonder if it’s really worth betraying our morals to sell a bit more dairy to a country currently facing accusations of genocide. 3/6

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

yeah we’re a couple. a couple of silly gooses