Former Prime Minister and Conservative parliamentary candidate for Oxborough & Ripestone. Chair of the Bleeding Brexit Committee (BBC) #FBPE#BuntersBrexit
There are bowties and waistcoats, blazers and cigars. The men have pink faces and smooth cheeks. Absolutely everyone seems drunk.
It is evening at the Conservatives’ party conference in Birmingham https://t.co/gLTcy08xj5 👇
I remain a statesman on the world stage. Here I am with dear old Javier, negotiating the sale of the Falkland Isles, and gifting him a copy of my book.
The book what I wrote, ‘Unimpeached’ has already attracted maximus plausus I’m delighted to say.
Just wait until the nation is fortunate enough to get their mitts on it!
#Unleashed#BuntersBrexit
I’m aghast to hear my previously good chum Laura decided to pull out of my book launch interview. I promised to delete her WhatsApp messages and I shall.
Never let it be said William Bunter would take advantage. The briefing notes were rubbish anyway.
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I would like to give a warm thank you to Mrs Ponsonby-Smyth at the manor house and Mrs Pargeter at the corner shop for voting for me.
The rest of you can fuck off.