Binary Bard

Musician / Programmer

[Mike Harlow @NotMikeHarlow]

If you ever wondered why bad movies often have high Rotten Tomatoes scores… yeah, they’re paying people.

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

I just turned 39. Working to get in shape before my 40th. Got about 70lbs left to go.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

I feel bad for people who think turning 40 is old.

I'm 46 and I feel like I'm just getting started.

[Michael Shanks @MichaelShanks]

#savestargate

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

A band called Cor64 plays Nintendo 64 video game theme songs live and their GOLDENEYE cover is fantastic 🔥

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

@Nerdrotics @etnow He's the last Doctor I watched. Not because I had anything against Capaldi, I just lost interest.

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

@Nerdrotics I just went and saw it with some family. I thought it was pretty good. I never really watched the cartoon. So I just took it at face value.

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

I don't know if this will make a difference, but it doesn't hurt to sign it either. https://t.co/a1tp7jaGgd

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Every woman who wants a successful relationship needs to understand male nature.

Men and women are not equal.

Men will:

• Stay silent when hurt.
• Think deeply but show less.
• Test loyalty through actions.
• Observe more than they speak.
• Lose interest when unappreciated.
• Avoid vulnerability as it’s high-risk.
• Stop explaining when misunderstood.
• Value peace of mind over attention.
• Distance themselves when disrespected.

Accept men as they are, not as you wish them to be ladies.

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

@QTRBlackGarrett @Nerdrotics @Nina7Infinity Stargate once mocked the concept of a "new audience" in their own show.

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

@Nerdrotics have you seen this? @PrimeVideo is so stupid. "Appealing to hardcore fans" is what you want! I've watched each Stargate series several times. Fans like me are who were excited fo this. https://t.co/H3a91YtL8e

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

@smithhmackenzie When I first started meeting with a trainer. He told me my carb macro goal was too low. He told me to do 50% Carb, 30% Fat, 20% protein.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Guy outside a bar gets attacked by a random dude and absolutely stonewalls him. Commentary: 10/10 https://t.co/9nngfS0Ido

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

@The_Epic_Mike I needed to see this today. I'm in a similar situation. I went from 320 lbs down to 270 lbs. I then went through a bad breakup and put on like 20 lbs from depression. I've got back on track over the last 4 weeks, and I'm back down 7 lbs. Thanks for sharing!

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

@QTRBlackGarrett Catastronauts is fun. I think it's on most platforms too.

[Binary Bard @BinaryBard01]

In Season 1, episode 17 of The Twilight Zone, a slot machine followed you around. It's called "The Fever".

[Jacob Orth @JacobsVegasLife]

Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳

[Preacher @Vk_Preacher]

A couple of months ago I noticed an electrical box - it was hidden in some bushes in my yard

Had two power cables plugged into it

Today, curiosity got the better of me-

So I started digging

I pulled at the wires and started digging down, untangling them as I went. Ever so careful not to accidentally cut them.

After a few hours I hit something solid, something that the wires were feeding into

Concrete.

I frantically started widening the hole I had made in the tough soil- trying to find the edges of this mysterious structure

And then I saw it: a metal D-ring.

Attached to a hatch.

The previous owners told me not to go digging around in the yard

I think I found their secret

[Zero Tolerance Policy @ThoughtCrimes80]

These dudes making fun of Coachella influencers, while constantly breaking character is perfection. 😆🤌🏼😭

[aka @akafaceUS]

Girl experiences what it's like on dating apps as a guy

[World Wonders @worldwondersx]

Good