falstaff

[falstaff @BingMapsFan]

Begging for attention reel longer than his highlight reel

[TMZ @TMZ]

Enes Kanter Freedom "officially" declares for 2027 WNBA draft. https://t.co/wpmK4Wcqpb

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man was refused a refund after his digital copy of the Lord of the Rings movies disappeared from his library

The company confirmed the movies were removed from its catalogue but said he would not be compensated

[falstaff @BingMapsFan]

Breaking: people like Spider-Man

[bee @puppycelebrity]

a marvel movie is gonna crack the letterboxd top 500 at this rate and i hope that is the breaking point for people to do a mass exodus to another film logging app

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Chinese interview: The concept of atonement didn’t really exist in Ancient Greece and it didn’t exist in Homer’s Odyssey. It exists in your Odyssey. Did you Christianize the Odyssey?

American interview: spin the snack wheel and then read these thirst tweets they called you zaddy

[mhud @mhudgg]

i attended an exorcism as an acolyte at like 12 years old and it just showed me that all the people that were "possessed" were just on different developmental levels + the spectrum and it made me deeply sad

[falstaff @BingMapsFan]

I think her criticism is cool because she’s just clearly not very good at film criticism and just really loves that poem. Very happy to have someone be annoying about this movie in a way that seems genuine.

[zee 🔜 tiff ‘26 @M0BILESUITZER0]

all love to emily wilson who has a way different relationship with the odyssey than the rest of us but that critique is on some level her being unable to reconcile w the fact that this is “nolan’s odyssey”, not “nolan making homer’s odyssey into a motion picture”

[Lying About Having Synesthesia @necrobranson]

excited to watch the 2027 Philadelphia 76ers

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

this is beast mode. if you experience this you are cooler and better than those that do not

[𝐙 @ZCherAime]

Me to Odysseus during the last 30 mins of #TheOdyssey

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is not atomic weapons that generate #peace, but disarmament. This truth, which seemed clear in past decades when we witnessed a nuclear de-escalation, has been obscured by a race to armament that today frightens and terrifies.

[falstaff @BingMapsFan]

They’re calling it the least pussy gettingest post of all time

[Geralt of Goonia @GeraltofGoonia]

🚨 Big Discovery 🚨

The Odyssey's real Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score is 56%

You read that right

It's not the BS 97% they're telling you

A r/KIA user reveals that despite RT's best efforts, you can still see the real audience score behind the BS "Verified Audience" score

[falstaff @BingMapsFan]

@sethsfilmreview yes but it was crazy to put ludwig into the goat conversation pre-odyssey and far less crazy to do so post-odyssey

[Kaustubh Debnath @kdcloudy]

rest in peace, legend

[grace @agneswickfields]

walking around angrily shaking various nerds and yelling ITS NOT ABOUT ANCIENT GREECE ITS ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

[falstaff @BingMapsFan]

Spoilers for The Invite

Pína (Cruz) and Hawk (Norton) as the spirit of death lurking over relationships, clad in black offering freedom, sex, and long lost understanding. Tracking the colors in this movie (as in one of Wilde’s influences Le Bonheur) is so much fun.

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

The blocking in Olivia Wilde’s THE INVITE:

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i just feel like haaland should be able to shove anyone he wants any time he wants

[Zito @_Zeets]

Thinking about all the people who were cheering for Trump and FIFA’s corruption because it benefited them, only for that team to get spanked by a mediocre Belgium squad

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Christian Pulisic lost possession 11 times in just 45 minutes.

The MOST of any player on the field 😳