Slap me with Peanut Butter

I am allergic to peanuts.

[Slap me with Peanut Butter @Bingo_167]

Yo what the fuck

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Pat Murphy on Andrew Vaughn’s triple: “I told him he’d never have one again.”

[Slap me with Peanut Butter @Bingo_167]

@cljack

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

I know Aaron Donald just dropped that fridge he was bench pressing to pick up that phone

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Rams sending Jared Verse to Cleveland for Myles Garrett

[Zach Heilprin @ZachHeilprin]

Still one of the most ridiculous box scores ever.

[Harmony @HarmonyOW2]

“Yeah man I’m getting on the game right now as we speak”

[Slap me with Peanut Butter @Bingo_167]

@django Sometimes a mf gotta do what mf gotta do. Lil hat whip cracka

[JANDY @Jandystl]

How do the Brewers do this every year? They do it every single year. 7 guys you’ve never heard of, a fat first basemen, Christian Yelich, and the best rotation you’ve ever seen in the history of baseball. I’m sick of it!!!!!!!

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

He's the most talented QB the game has ever seen. Give him the worst collection of defenses and special teams imaginable

[Rav @TonyRav]

PCA GUNS DOWN KONNOR GRIFFIN AT 3RD.

THE ALL-STAR DOES IT AGAIN.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[tweater @JTweaterman]

Glad to see Chourio enjoying the off day at Poto

[Summer of fun enjoyer @MARKSELLTEAMNOW]

Wrigley whenever a ball gets lofted to the outfield

[Chance “The Send” Grant @ChanceGrant23]

The type of slump I’m in with the huzz lately

[Slap me with Peanut Butter @Bingo_167]

@dead_baseball Tin cock

[Slap me with Peanut Butter @Bingo_167]

@FourLyoko_ @CyrtHogg Nope. Ez dub, and Miz was gassed. Fraud

[Tomek Biznestmen @tomek_fin_ai]

Mój syn właśnie mi powiedział, że jest gejem.

Zalałem się łzami.

Ale nie z tego powodu, o którym myślicie.

Po prostu badania dowodzą, że statystycznie mężczyźni zarabiają o jakieś 20% więcej niż kobiety.

Ślub z facetem zamiast z kobietą to z finansowego punktu widzenia po prostu genialna, długoterminowa decyzja.

Jestem niesamowicie dumny z syna.

[⛷️ @ThomasWrrld]

this the shit Lamar Jackson eats before he’s on the injury report with an illness