Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎

This place doesn't give you a choice. You either burn alive or you never existed at all.╭──╯.♖.╰──╮ ❝𝘼…𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚?❞@unbiasedacuity. ࿐•-PARODY-•࿐ #LostLucien

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

♖ Dominique Carisi.

𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭.
𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮.
𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘦𝘳𝘢.

⥊︺⥋

𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 & 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴.
21+ 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴.

⠀↻ & ♡
•Appreciated•

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

@unbiasedacuity — “I was wondering if you wanted to come to my place tonight and watch a movie, I can cook dinner if you like?”

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

Carisi swallowed deeply as she wrapped her hand around Olivia’s office door handle, turning it slowly.
Her heart was racing, and her mind was running at a million miles a minute.

“Olivia, can we talk?” She said quietly as she opened the door.

@unbiasedacuity

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

@unbiasedacuity “I uh…” she closed the door behind her, standing awkwardly in front of it for a couple of moments, composing her thoughts for the hundredth time in the past half an hour.

Was she about to chicken out? Yes… most definitely.

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[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

Gag me?
That’s rude.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

Can still be a quiet weekend, baby.

We’ll just have to gag you.

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

Well… so much for a quiet weekend.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

…

[𝖢𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖺 𝖧𝖺𝗋𝗍 @StalwartVeritas]

❝There a million ways to kill someone that leaves them able to walk away❞

𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝖺𝗀: #ArticulaɫℯGℯm

𝖫𝗂𝗍⎥𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾⎥𝖤𝗑𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝖽

𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗐/ 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗒

𝖱𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖥𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐

[Dominick Carisi Jr. (Parody) @lawyerwayx]

-Dominick Carisi Jr.
-ADA.
-Not new to Law and Order SVU fandom.
-21+
-Literate and Descriptive.
-Ships with Amanda Rollins.
-RT?

video credit: veniceb7tch on TikTok.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝑩enson @THEGOODBENSON]

ᅠ

ᅠᅠ 𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐀 𝐌. 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍

ᅠᅠ captain and mom to one.
ᅠᅠ ships with stabler.

ᅠ

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[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

@unbiasedacuity —
“𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.
𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘮𝘦?”
Came the reply.

“I’ll try not to.” Carisi chuckled, waving at the blonde as she headed towards the exit.

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

Sitting down wasn’t something that Carisi was a particular fan of, she preferred to stand. But if the Captain said sit, she sat. Particularly when she heard that tone, a tone that she found rather disconcerting.

“Sure, Cap.” she nodded and sat down opposite the captain.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

The Captain didn't look up from her paperwork, beckoning the woman forward with outstretched fingers.

"Take a seat, Carisi. I'll just be a moment," and if anything was enough to frighten her team, it was her tone. Or anytime she was truly... 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆. Which she was.

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

@unbiasedacuity - Causing Carisi to look up from her work, eyes making contact with Amanda’s.

“Ah, not tonight. I’m really wrapped up in this case and I would like to make some progress before I leave here. Thanks anyway.

“𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦?” she replied.

“Yeah, I’m sure.”
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[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

@unbiasedacuity - “Well, I am good at acting disinterested. So maybe, if it goes past a date… I can just, you know. Act disinterested, or like I don’t like you at all or somethin’. I am sure that would keep people off the scent.” Carisi sighed at her choice of words.

“You know what I mean.”

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

@unbiasedacuity - real good grasp on her emotions… well , her anger towards injustice, so self control, emotional regulation and hiding how she was truly feeling about a situation, person or topic was something she was pretty good at… usually.

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[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

@unbiasedacuity - distant memory, the captain reduced her to an awkward teenager. Something Olivia, was apparently… well aware of.

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

@unbiasedacuity - Like a child with their hand in the cookie jar.

“I would very much enjoy taking you on a date, or you having me over for a date. Either is fine… or both.” The younger woman shifted in her seat a little, her usual confidence a
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