Cαptαın Benson. •Parody•

𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖨’𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋. Fake/Parody. RP purposes only. "𝙔𝙚𝙨, 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙩." @BitOfASchmuck

[chae. @DlVINIUM]

maybe ill just be crazy, and piss them off til they hate me . ( yeah right, they fucking love me ) .

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

@BitOfASchmuck — that it was something important, so she took her glasses off and stacked her paperwork neatly, gesturing to the chair across from her.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

@BitOfASchmuck Olivia was sitting at her desk, glasses perched on the bridge of her nose as she lifted her eyes up from her paperwork to focus them on the brunette.

“Come in, I’m just doing paperwork. What’s on your mind?”

She could tell from the moment that the detective opened the door, —

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

Wouldn’t you like to know.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

She’s very straightforward, I’ve taken quite a liking to her.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

She came to me.

Said that she’s your ‘mommy’ or something like that, and wanted to discuss you with your other mommy. Which is apparently me.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

Mmm.

I’ve. Been. Talking. To. Your. Wife?

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

And yet you still pine after me.

I’ve been talking to Judy.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

No.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

When have you ever known me to make jokes like that?

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

….

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

That’s alright. I’ve already sewn one into your favourite jacket.

…and put one in the sole of your shoes.

Oh, and there’s the one in your car.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

⭒ ꘏ @unbiasedacuity.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

Well, yes.

You’re quite noisy.

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

Gag me?
That’s rude.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

Can still be a quiet weekend, baby.

We’ll just have to gag you.

[Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @BitOfASchmuck]

Well… so much for a quiet weekend.

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

@M0mmyPrentiss — teeth before deciding that there was no way that was going to make it sound better than what it was.

“I have someone… in my lake house. Erm… involuntarily.”

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

@M0mmyPrentiss “I didn’t know that we did the whole ‘consent’ thing, but hey. You learn new things everyday.” Olivia winced slightly as she tried to figure out the best way to say what was in her head.

Clasping her hands in her lap, she squinted and worried her bottom lip between her —

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

@M0mmyPrentiss — tell you, you’ll be held just as liable as I will be.”

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

@M0mmyPrentiss “I didn’t break in, actually. Took your spare key the last time you were in my office.”

Olivia said in a very matter of fact tone, taking a sip from the mug before setting it onto the coffee table, expression dropping into something more serious. “I may have, hmm. Well, if I —

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

“Oh, nothing. I was around… and a bit bored. Do you not accept walk-ins?”

Olivia leaned back in the woman’s armchair, one leg over the other. “I’ve already made myself at home with a very strong coffee and bourbon, so…”

[Emily Prentiss ⟹parody. @M0mmyPrentiss]

“Mmhmm, okay a*shole.” Emily let out an unpleasant chuckle, removing her jacket and tossing it on the chair next to her.

“What do you want Liv?”

[Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• @unbiasedacuity]

“Is that any way to greet an old friend, Em? You’re a terrible hostess.”

[Emily Prentiss ⟹parody. @M0mmyPrentiss]

|[ Starter for @unbiasedacuity.

“Oh god, what are you doing here, in my apartment? I’m not even going to ask how you got in.”