President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕

𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠, 𝙞𝙛 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙥 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙄'𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚. ╰━━━━━∙⋆parody⋆∙━━━━━╯FICTIONAL

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭.
ׂ╰┈➤ “𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞/𝙁𝙞𝙩𝙯”
❱ President.

❝ 𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳…❞

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Ahem, @LavenderSnapped.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

[@LavenderSnapped.]

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

- have missed that.”

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Once the man had been restrained and taken away Victoria lowered the weapon and placed it on the coffee table next to her.

“Imagine thinking he could get away with that, well he almost did. Not sure what is going on with your personal protective team though, they shouldn’t
-

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Despite their separation, there was something about Mellie that loved seeing Victoria is such a protective space.

It wasn't something she had experienced a lot of outwardly during their marriage, so it made her feel like someone had disturbed a wasp's nest deep in her stomach —

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

- decided to follow the suspicious looking man who attempted to sneak off from the gala.

“I think I saw one of your men out in the hall.” she nodded towards it, keeping the guys piece that he had dropped trained on him.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

“Mm, we probably should. And by we I mean you, because I’m not taking my eyes off this jerk.” Victoria’s gaze narrowed at the man lying face down on the floor.

“That and he could be pretending to be unconscious.” Her upper lip twitched after she spoke, she was glad she had
-

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

This was not at all how Mellie expected her night to go.

It was already bad enough that her ex-wife had to attend, and on top of that— someone tried to attack her?

Or kidnap her, Victoria had not left them conscious long enough for the president to figure that particular —

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

⭒ ꘏ @BrazenPresident.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Victoria let out a sigh, she didn’t want to fight with Mellie, not one little bit.

I will not argue with you there, how about we have dinner together? It has been a long day and I could do with some wonderful food and good company.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

I am not sure of a time where I have been mean to you when you haven't deserved it.

You are usually the one with a mean streak.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Ms Callahan.

[ᴍs. ᴄᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ • Parody • @FeminineClarity]

It would be unprofessional to gossip, Madam President.
You are in no immediate danger so it is outside of my job description.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

No, I simply was not expecting it.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Well, apparently I was being too kind before.
Isn't this what you wanted?

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Oh no, you best be explaining your little comment.

[ᴍs. ᴄᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ • Parody • @FeminineClarity]

Mmm. Nothing.
Don't worry about it.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Uh, that seems a little harsh.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Bastard.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Ah, there you are… for a moment you had me fooled.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Actually, never mind.
Fuck you.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

What is wrong with my assistant?!

[ᴍs. ᴄᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ • Parody • @FeminineClarity]

Ugh, what is with you politicians and not knowing how to take a damn joke?

I am aware of the schedule. I am actually good at my job, unlike your assistant.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Since when?

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Well... I suppose I could.

However, I would prefer you.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Uh, no. I am good.
Conference is in fifteen minutes.

[ᴍs. ᴄᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ • Parody • @FeminineClarity]

Is that your way of you saying you want a turn, Madam President?

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Maybe Marcus?

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

How shall I take out my frustration today? Decisions, decisions.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Wow, that was something I didn’t need to walk in on prior to the conference.

[ᴍs. ᴄᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ • Parody • @FeminineClarity]

Sinking her teeth into @DrivenByScotch's shoulder.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

Mm, well.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

*your, @LavenderSnapped.

[President Grant 〔❨parody❩〕 @LavenderSnapped]

I feel a little (extremely) called out.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Um… is this you, @LavenderSnapped?