𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody)

"Go find someone else to stroke your ego, I'm busy." Eternally protected by @_AgentHansen. Parody, not associated with Bellamy Young/Scandal.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥?

𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁.

﹄ Scandal.
Era Flexible, Canon/AU.
OC & Crossovers encouraged.
Mirrored replies.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

No.

[Olivia Pope ⟹ parody. @EternalFixer]

Care to elaborate?

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

No.

[Olivia Pope ⟹ parody. @EternalFixer]

Are you feeling alright?

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

That's my name, sugar.

Don't wear it out.

[Olivia Pope ⟹ parody. @EternalFixer]

I… Mellie!

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

Did I say fist deep?

Maybe that's wishful thinking for you.

[Olivia Pope ⟹ parody. @EternalFixer]

The imagery of you literally sticking your whole fist into a mason jar will be forever burned into my memory.

Thanks.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

*your, @LavenderSnapped.

[ً @aslovewept]

it all started with him———my father,

[Xena ╭──╯ ⸜parody @Agent_Xena]

——༺᭡. @BrazenFirstLady.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

...swoons.

[Seven 〔❨parody❩〕 @_AgentHansen]

I already do First Lady.

{@BrazenFirstLady.}

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

[@_AgentHansen.]

[𓉸ྀི ˘ 𝓎𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 ʾʿ ໒꒱ ۪۪ ྀ @hitoguiuta]

I WANT YOU TO WORSHIP ME.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

[@Agent_Xena.]

[۟ @godsfell]

fuck my pride. fuck everything. i’m so desperately hungry for you.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped — gone. Gone and dead.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped “You’re welcome, Vicki.”

Mellie cooed softly, out of habit, before starting to flick through paperwork. No matter how few and far between these visits were, they never got old.

Part of her still wished they did it every night, but that part of their relationship was long —

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped — the next time she got into bed.

“Hurry up, darlin’. I’ve got some work to do.” It was one of the reasons that Mellie got the left side of the bed. So she could still work and use her dominant hand, while Vicki cuddle into her side.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped “Mm,” she pursed her lips in thought, before opening one arm so her wife could cuddle up to her like they used to every night.

Truly, she knew this wouldn’t last, and it’s why she was so standoffish about allowing it. Victoria would be fine, and she’d be crying and lonely —

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped — just did not find her attractive. In this moment? She didn’t care. She crawled into bed, fully nude.

“Do you want to cuddle while I read, or are we just doing our own things? Seeing as we are dressed for bed at three in the afternoon.”

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped — Victoria decided she wanted to cuddle.

Once she stepped out of the bathroom and back into the bedroom, she discarded her towel and hung it on the back of her door. “Sorry, Vicki. I’m not putting on clothes just for your benefit.”

Mellie was still convinced that her wife —

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped Mellie was in the middle of washing her hair when Victoria knocked, squinting past the steam to make out the woman’s face when she spoke.

“Mm, you’re always welcome in my bed, Vicki. You know that. I’m not the reason we don’t sleep together.”

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped — place to force the woman to talk to her about things she didn’t want to talk about.

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped “Nothing, Vicki. Have a nice shower,” she sighed softly as she stepped out of her dress, bending to pick it up before making her way into the other bathroom to shower on her own.

Mellie knew something was up, and she had a feeling she knew what it was, too. But it wasn’t her —

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped — emotionally open marriages.”

[𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦. (Parody) @BrazenFirstLady]

@LavenderSnapped — but the First Lady couldn’t get her zip down on her own, so she undressed in that bathroom, and went into the second bathroom to shower.

“You know if you ever want to talk to me, about anything.. you can. Right? Even if we aren’t the most conventional in the realm of happy, —