Andy Paterson

Every day is a waking nightmare.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Unpatriotic Man Does Not Maintain Erection During National Anthem https://t.co/Gkbj8QR1s5

[Kevin Robertson @kevrobbo27]

Anyone reading the Daily Mail today who earns around £50K and is wondering how to fund their massive 60p a day tax increase Just remember the Daily Mail costs 65p a day. Just a thought.

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

This is how Arthur C. Clarke--born 100 years ago today--sometimes responded to long letters from "crackpots."

[Dave Colan @DaveColan]

So... there's this ice cream man in L.A. who plays Leonard Cohen instead of ice cream truck music.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

When my grandad died in hospital, the first person to give me a huge and much needed hug was the Ward Clerk. I will never forget her kindness, and hope she will have a wonderful Christmas, wherever she may be #MerryXmasNHS

[Reuters @Reuters]

UPDATE: NY attorney general says will lead multi-state lawsuit to challenge reversal of net neutrality rules - statement https://t.co/VHbItWN8EN

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

NEW DATA.

We've just found another £38m in unforeseen drug costs for the NHS because of drugs going out of stock, for this month alone. £200m this year. An EMERGENCY.

Individual CCG and drug figures here.

https://t.co/6O50a9xabW

[Andy Paterson @BlackShatner]

@DizzyTypeBroad It's the cheeks, the chin and the devil-may-care come-to-bed eyes... 😏

[Andy Paterson @BlackShatner]

.@bejiceofficial @Habib_essid: Love is a human right! Being gay should not be a crime. Drop the case & #FreeMarwan!

[Andy Paterson @BlackShatner]

@emilyadams0n 😒

[Andy Paterson @BlackShatner]

@Aiannucci It feels slightly unpleasant 'liking' this...

[Andy Paterson @BlackShatner]

I+just+backed+Me1+Vs+Me2+Snooker+on+@Kickstarter+https://t.co/1uvKmNe5o4

[Andy Paterson @BlackShatner]

Sunny day. Go for a walk or draw the curtains and play Mass Effect?

[King Antaeus @KingAntaeus]

Will this mess with you?

[Andy Paterson @BlackShatner]

@JulianDutton1 oh FFS... 😒

[Andy Paterson @BlackShatner]

@bellofthebird Yes, yes, yes and yes. Also yes.