Blake

Quintessentially Grandiloquent. Ambiguously Perspicacious. That analytics guy 10 years ago that did fantasy football content.

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

Never seen so much performative activism in my whole damn life. Football fans are soft as fuck.

Up the fucking saints. Time for our villain arc.

#saintsfc

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

If you aren’t from KC you will say Joes and Jack Stack.

If you are from KC, you’ll know the answer is Slap’s and the original Q39

[Ryan McDowell @RyanMc23]

Spending a few day in Kansas City. Gimme some can't-miss spots to eat.

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

@SouthamptonFC We are stuck in this league forever

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

If I told you that 75% of people who get an A in English go on to be great engineers would you say that being good at English means you’ll be a good engineer? Or that people good at school will be good engineers?

Don’t make this mistake about certain stats for fantasy football

[JetPack Galileo @JetPackGalileo]

"Film Watching" must be objectified in order to be analyzed.

The best way to sharpen your eyes is to record your opinions. With this goal in mind, I lock all my Talent Grades when the draft starts.

Here's a look at the backend of my Film Grading process:

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

@IronelkMetoxen No one here cares anymore man. They just want instant gratification threads that justify their priors. Just draft off using auto pick and save yourself years of your life off giving people extremely small percentile advantages.

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

I used to be a man of strong analytical analysis and evaluation.

Through my years of research, my biggest finding was no one gives a shit about stats, they just want you to confirm their biases.

Remember this as you spend 500 hours making your draft capital heavy models

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

The Eagles are those boomers you know who bought their house in 1973 for 8 strawberries

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

most expensive offensive lines in 2025:

1. $95.3M - Panthers
2. $81.5M - Chiefs
3. $67.7M - Giants
4. $66.1M - Bears
5. $64.4M - Vikings
6. $63.9M - Lions
7. $62.3M - Broncos
8. $61.4M - Commanders
9. $60.0M - Chargers
10. $58.5M - Titans
11. $58.5M - Falcons
12. $55.8M - Eagles
13. $52.4M - Texans
14. $51.9M - Bills
15. $51.4M - Browns
16. $49.1M - Rams
17. $48.8M - Cowboys
18. $48.0M - Colts
19. $46.9M - Patriots
20. $46.6M - Cardinals
21. $44.2M - Packers
22. $44.0M - 49ers
23. $43.8M - Saints
24. $42.0M - Jaguars
25. $39.5M - Jets
26. $38.8M - Bengals
27. $37.7M - Dolphins
28. $32.6M - Raiders
29. $31.0M - Buccaneers
30. $28.3M - Steelers
31. $23.0M - Seahawks
32. $19.8M - Ravens

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

People out here grinding tape to the point of almost losing their jobs so they can nail their 3rd round rookie pick. All for their $10 entry dynasty league they will leave in 2 years because of “too many leagues”.

Tis the season

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

Your green to red Microsoft excel linear regression model that is extremely heavily weighted with draft capital is going to feed families

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

@ClutchFantasy And vibes, of course

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

You could ignore your family for 4 months and grind film to subjectively decide Devin Neal over Tahj Brooks in the 3rd round of your rookie draft.

Or, you could draft off of draft capital and situation and probably have an almost identical hit rate and your family won’t hate you

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

@ChuckFBass That tape won’t grind itself

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

@ChuckFBass Ill find something and dm you but the fact that Sal Vetri has like 200k followers is everything you need to know 😆

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

Man do I miss fantasy football analysis from 5 years ago. Just hard working people doing it for the love of the game.

Sifting through the bullshit and clickbait has me doing my own analysis again. I don’t have time for this guys.

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

@ChuckFBass Here ya go.

https://t.co/w5LOXOwYto

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

Take me back to the days where @MiKeMeUpP yelled at me over nitpicking dumb stats and we as a community actually knew what multicollinearity was.

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

@RonStewart_ Thanks I hate it already

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

This is unbelievable to watch lol

[Blake @BlakeAHampton]

I don’t watch a lot of Browns football, but this may be the most undisciplined team I’ve ever watched.