Blakeley

teenage dirtbag but like in my early 30s (she/her)

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

I want to live isolated in the mountains but it’s also a suburb full of secrets but it’s also a thriving cosmopolitan city but not all at once but also not in any discernible pattern.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE NEW YORK CITY I LOVE MY LIFE EVEN WITH ALL OF ITS HORRORS

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

My 14 year old niece just called me to ask when I’m getting home for Christmas because she has TEA I’ve never been so excited in my whole life.

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

Someone tell me why Spotify puts the word “tenor” in the title of every musical theater playlist it makes. The first song is What Baking Can Do don’t piss me off.

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

There is something amazing to be said about spending a Sunday exactly the same level of hungover as your partner.

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

They changed the font on candy crush as a personal attack on me personally.

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

Ariana did not finally learn her consonants for y’all to mishear the lyrics!!!!!

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

Spotify daylist was crazy for this one

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

I’m proud but like also extremely humiliated about this

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

I for one love gay Halloween.

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

This place is a gd minefield

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

You ever been attacked by an algorithm on your way to work?

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

It’s so hateful of Starbucks to drop a Munchkinland mug in Dunkin’ colors.

[Wicked Movie Updates @wickedupdate]

Starbucks will drop their Discovery Series mugs available exclusively at Universal theme parks in the US.

https://t.co/RGz6Q8RiF1

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

Is this a safe space to say that I liked Joker 2?

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

He’s like if these two had a baby I love him

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

This week Dylan wears a hat that I believe will divide this platform

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

It’s Scholastic Book Fair weather out there 🍂

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

Secured Wicked opening night tickets at 8:30:01 don’t even worry gang

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

@BrianBrackets @PERKNS Damn

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

Oh nooooo teens are being dumb and horny at the play about how teens are dumb and horny 😢

[liv @girlsjustflyin]

maybe I'm crotchety and old and remember how theatre used to be, but why are we cheering like it's a concert?

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

@rockinrobyn47 Rotten

[Blakeley @Blakel3y]

I have three separate plans in the next two weeks that are just “wanna come over and watch practical magic?” I love being a woman.