So, I tell her, "Come out in front of the dinosaur, I want to show you something." She goes, "What? I don't, I don't think I want to go in front of the dinosaur." I say, "Yeah, come on let's go." She says, "I'm uncomfortable going out in front of the dinosaur." And I said, "Heh, why, do you think I'm gonna kill you? Come on, let's go, I gotta show you something." She goes, "I don't wanna go in front of the dinosaur." I say, "Get in front of the fucking dinosaur." She says, "You're scaring me!" And I say, "And you're pissing me off! Get in front of the dinosaur." "Uh, I don't think I like this, I don't like it, I don't like it!" I say, "What's your problem? I thought we were friends? You told me last time, you'd be happy to rent a room to me. What do you think I'm gonna do up there?" She's sobbing, one step at a time she walks out there. I finally say, stand here, and put on this beret. That calms her down. Then Boone blows her brains out all over the Nevada desert.
It’s really funny that Helldivers 2 has straight up one of the coolest robot sci fi factions in the genre and if you even slightly acknowledge that they’re cool in front of a fan they’ll chimp out and post the most dogshit meme you’ve ever seen in your whole life about it
> be microplastics researcher 2015
> develop better detection method
> can see particles 10x smaller than before
> run samples
> counts 100x higher than previous estimates
> publish
> conclusion: "more research needed"
> funding expires
> be different researcher 2020
> even better detection
> same samples
> counts higher still
> publish
> grant rejected: "not novel"
> be researcher 2024
> can now detect nanoplastics
> counts astronomical
> particles in brain tissue, testes, placentas
> concentrations increasing decade over decade
> publish
> industry response: "correlation not causation"
> plastic production: up 4%
every improvement in measurement finds worse news. thats not uncertainty. thats the answer
Fallout 4 has quests? No quests. Only map. Map for explore. Pick up junk. Break down. Build settlement. Mod weapon. Repeat. Dopamine loop. Mm yes. Indeed. Crawl out through the Fallout baby.
I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year