Last night a Wisconsin bar ran a promo that patrons drink free if the Jets lose.
After Rodgers got hurt, everyone ran up their tab.
A news channel was live when the Jets won in OT and everyone realized they had to pay.
Listen, do not throw me a “celebration of life” when I’m gone. I need y’all niggas to be weeping in all black. I don’t care what anybody says, “Oliver wouldve wanted us happy and smiling.” No I wouldn’t , that’s chop. I need a week of mourning and my own day or somethin.