fell asleep while reading a socmed sexting au and when i unlocked my phone in the morning i looked at the messages in horror thinking it was MY conversation
i don’t think dan and phil would kiss on stage.
however,
i DO think they’d be evil enough to cast a shadow silhouette of them backstage pretending to make out sloppy style. i wouldn’t rule that out.
I think if a tesco staff member doesn't show up to check your ID for an energy drink within 15 minutes you should be allowed to simply leave with your meal deal without paying
I've been waiting for 20 so far now and cannot even see any staff whatsoever
do waterparks know about the under 16 social media ban in the uk do they know they’re about to loose a core part of their fanbase do they know they have 30 minutes
Snapped at a coworker just now
Got he/him'd, politely corrected him, he doubled down with a:
"She or whatever"
Me: "No, not whatever, you're going to get it right. I'm tired of this."
Him: "You don't need to be offended, you need to be patient."
It's Always Our Fault Somehow.
A lady just yelled at me for crossing a zebra crossing???? And that she needed to stop??? Lady??????? Do you know what a zebra crossing is????????? Are you familiar with Australian road law????????? I’m your boss in this situation?????????? You have to give way to me?????????????