Callinectes

Nobody Important.

[mo @toxicsavant]

remember on tumblr when someone said john green gave them a creepy uncle who ogles his teenage nieces vibe and when john green was naturally offended by this unfounded insane accusation people wrote huffington post articles that were like BELIEVE WOMEN. but he didnt . do anything

[Av 🇵🇸🇨🇺 @AvalynWu]

What did you think was going to happen

[Soy 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @SoiSoiSoiSo1]

i like juniper but this reads more like shes maintaining ambiguity on ukraine because so many lefties are pro russia. the russo ukrainian war is about as morally unambiguous as it gets, and i would demand the exact same kind of clarity on it as i would for palestine.

[Roy_The_Bot @LocalHeretek]

Foreman: he can't possibly have brain cancer he's only 16 and shows no symptoms
Patient: can't wait till I get home and play Helldivers 2
House:

[UESP @UESP_net]

"Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours."

--Socucius Ergalla

[corsaren @corsaren]

noticing that a suspicious number of my gf’s “brilliant ideas” involve me doing physical labor

[Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆 @SimplyShae13]

Except they haven't.

Literally page 1 of Rogue Trader. It's always been here and, to the style of GW game design of early 40k, the quote is an in-universe monologue by the designers to give you an idea of what you're playing.

GW has never said "Chaos" speaks it.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat you, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

am i old enough to commission signalis fan art if i've only been an adult for 8 years?

[deimos art @_deimos_art]

Raul

#fallout

[Covie @covie_93]

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.

[Callinectes @BlueSpyCrab]

@pillowdearASMR @MrOvis_ Assuming this isn’t a bit:
A stand is a type of supernatural power that some people have in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure that additionally manifests an external body (or object) that only Stand Users (people who have Stands) can see. It usually has a strange power.

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

They got this shit lookin gritty and realistic when a month into the game Nicki Minaj is gonna call in a predator missile on Courage the Cowardly Dog

[lefttwick @leftwick20]

how are they still doing the "You have no idea what's coming" shtick with no trace of self abasement?

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

I don’t think mainstream Dems understand just how incredibly enraged normie liberal voters are by the My Good Republican Colleagues bit and how central it is to their alienation. It’s another substanceless thing the establishment is willing to burn tons of political capital on.

[Callinectes @BlueSpyCrab]

@InklessBrush It seems to be named after the asteroid that people were worried might actually hit earth back in 2008(?)

[𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙊-𝙆𝙔 .ᐟ .ᐟ @CHR0M3_D0ME]

⠀ NO ITS JUST THAT I'D NEVER SPEAK OVER A BLACK WOMAN , I'M TOO BUSY LISTENING AND LEARNING .

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Critics of the Supreme Court say that today's Slaughter ruling will give future presidents far too much power. They're wrong—the court will reverse itself as soon as there's a Democrat in the White House.

[Callinectes @BlueSpyCrab]

@YanLucasdf @Cross_Malaki Nah, mech structure is just made of balsa wood, clearly.