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[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Earthquake in Fontana California as ARREST HILLARY trends

The Q-Anon Storm = The Earthquake Storm

[Earthquake Network @SismoDetector]

[16:32:36 UTC] #earthquake M4.1 (preliminary) detected at 10 km from #Riverside, UnitedStates. Download the app Earthquake Network from https://t.co/hNdHhYeXVG to receive real time alerts on your smartphone

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

$XRP

[ABC News @ABC]

Chuck Mangione, the Grammy-winning jazz bandleader and musician who scored an unlikely top-five hit in 1978 with the jazz instrumental "Feels So Good," has died at age 84, according to a post on his official website. https://t.co/1qWfEk0Cln

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Ozzy Osbourne

[Stevie 🔮 $XRP @EsotericKang]

Anyone remember the 2023 Superb Owl 🦉 commercial with ‘Crazy Train’ Ozzy Osbourne featuring a Black Swan float in the pool behind him. Aired on February 12th, 2023. 2023 🪞 322☠️🏴‍☠️

Mr Pool “Black Swan” 6/27 & 1/27
6/27 🪞 7/26
1/27 🪞 7/21

👀

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

The Great Awakening

[TrishCrave @TrishCrave]

Wait… Aquaman hosted Ozzy Osbourne’s FINAL show?? IM SCARED 😭

[ESSENCE @Essence]

We’re heartbroken to report the passing of Malcolm-Jamal Warner at the age of 54 from an apparent drowning.

A generation grew up with Warner as Theodore “Theo” Huxtable. His portrayal helped redefine Black boyhood on screen, offering humor, vulnerability, and depth across eight seasons.

May he rest in peace.

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Holy psyop #Gematria

[Teena Valerie Mordi @Valteena]

What a douchebag. CEO #AndyByron blaming Coldplay for his irresponsible and disrespectful indiscretion, instead of owning his philandering ways.

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

$ETH

[Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer]

White House releases report from President Trump’s decorated Navy physician, Capt. Sean Barbabella, DO.

“President Trump remains in excellent health”

This is what transparency looks like! Thank you, Captain Barbabella 🫡🇺🇸

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Spooky

[Michele Steele @MicheleSteele]

I'm turning the page...

After a 14-year journey at ESPN, spanning assignments in Bristol, Boston, and Chicago, this chapter as a bureau reporter concludes on Aug. 1.

My Day 1 assignment in the Boston bureau was the day Aaron Hernandez was arrested - fulfilling my dad’s prophecy that you really will be surprised what you wind up doing in life. Great times with great people covering Monday Night Football on SportsCenter, the women’s hoops juggernaut, the National Spelling Bee and the Warrior Games, which I loved so much because of my family’s military connection. Along the way, there was a heavy dose of SportsCenter anchoring and a little podcasting, too.

ESPN has some of the best storytellers, producers and editors around, and I’m thankful to have learned so much.

Recently, I shared advice on a friend's podcast for those entering the industry: "walk through open doors.” Don’t be too rigid about your career, open yourself to possibilities. It's that approach that got me from reporting on Wall Street to the anchor chair in Bristol and front and center at championship games. Now, I'm taking my own advice.

Up next: Looking forward to building and growing…if you're at AAJA in Seattle this month, let's connect… watch this space.

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

$XRP

[Johnny St.Pete @JohnMcCloy]

🔥Stephen Colbert has been CANCELLED citing financial decisions.
LAST SHOW will be in May of 2026. Remember when we told you MSM MOCKINGBIRD propaganda media is dead and without government assistance paying their checks and for ads under the table they would go extinct…welp..here we are. GFY you propagandist.

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

$XRP The Simpsons Go To Alaska In The Simpsons Movie

[Hank™ @HANKonX]

🚨 BREAKING: Water is now receding along the Alaskan coast following the 7.3 earthquake, a clear sign a tsunami is approaching.

Residents of Sand Point, Alaska have been ordered to EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.

The National Weather Service and U.S. Tsunami Warning Center have issued an urgent alert for all low-lying areas.

If you are in or near Sand Point:

• Get to higher ground NOW.
• Avoid beaches, docks, and harbors.
• If you can’t evacuate, shelter in the upper floors of a sturdy building.

Do not wait. Do not return.

A tsunami is coming. Time is running out.

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

$XRP

[Michał 🩷✨️ @MichalSoInLove]

I think people who said Tomorrowland is fire meant somwthing different...

Hoope everyone's ok

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Meme Magick $XRP #Yellowstone #TrumpEvent

[Indonesian Pop Base @iPopBase]

11-year-old pacu jalur boat kid Rayyan Arkan Dhika reacts to his internet stardom in an interview with the BBC:

“I came up with the dance myself. It was just spontaneous. Every time my friends see me, they say, ‘You’re viral.’”

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Interesting

[AccuWeather @accuweather]

Over 300 earthquakes have been detected around Mount Rainier, Washington, raising eyebrows during the biggest swarm of tremors in nearly two decades. https://t.co/pE738AtDvU

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

$AMC $GME #Gematria

[AF Post @AFpost]

The official Elmo X account was hacked, posting calls to kill Jews, demanding the release of the Epstein files, and dubbing Trump a “child f*cker.”

Follow @AFpost

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Sesame Street Comms

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

All heroes are welcome in the JustNICE League. You can't save the world alone. 💛💚

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

$XRP

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: A MASSIVE flooding event is unfolding right now in Ruidoso, New Mexico

A large structure can be seen being swept down the river

The water level has risen 20 FEET in a matter of 30 minutes, shattering previous records, per @MaxVelocityWX

Pray for these folks 🙏🏻

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Epstein had "No Client List"

$XLM

[DeKoding with Kodi @dekoding1331]

Michael Madsen dies today at 24753 days old 24753=222 Triangular number! Madsen starred in Kill Bill 2 Trump's Big Beautiful Bill passed today BBB=222

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Diogo Jota Dies $XRP

[Blue-Pilled Pup @Blue_Pilled_Pup]

Michael Madsen dies as the House votes on the Big Beautiful Bill

[New York Post @nypost]

‘Reservoir Dogs’ and ‘Kill Bill’ actor Michael Madsen found dead at 67 https://t.co/6R0T8fkwI1