Robert Green

[Samaritans @samaritans]

If you're not looking forward to Christmas Day or you're going to be alone, check out the wonderful @SarahMillican75's #joinin for a little bit of company on the big day 💚

[Robert Green @Bob790]

@SideshowGaming They can peak for playoffs. But they'll never make it there.

[drlearnalot, totally unsupervised @DrLearnALot]

Correct.

[Robert Green @Bob790]

@BrenCasts Who's name would you prefer to see written that way?

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Madness...?

THIS

IS

CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS

[Steve Doherty | stevedoherty.bsky.social @SteveDoherty1]

Taking over Radio 2 afternoon slot.

[Robert Green @Bob790]

@OMENbyHP_UK Surviving Mars.
The domes look like a fun place to celebrate.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

The Christmas presence we really could not do without.

We’d like to wish a very merry Christmas Eve to all the NHS staff working today - please RT if you would too

#MerryXmasNHS

[NRG Shock @SFShock]

@PlayOverwatch Okay it's officially the holidays.

[cluedont @cluedont]

Overheard someone in Sainsburys say 'Christmas isn't all about cheese you know'. This is of course completely incorrect.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Anyway, if you did tell the doctor you kept thinking you were a snooker ball, and he told you to get to the end of the queue, not only would that amount to neglect of a patient with a disturbing condition, but also suggests an outdated system of appointments at that practice.

[Stu. @dysondoc]

Computer: create password

Me: *types* Geoff

Computer: password must be stronger

Me: *types* Geoff Capes

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

When you said “period of reflection”, we thought you were going to like, you know, reflect and stuff

[Robert Green @Bob790]

@GeorgeTakei I'm guessing his next arguement will be that the vote cleared him if you discount the illegal immigrants in the house.

That started as a joke but now feels too believable.

[Geoff McGivern @Geoff_McGivern]

Happy Christmas, one and all! xx

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

How fast can I get alternative broadband installed given that @virginmedia are being so disingenuous about when/if service will be restored? It’s absolutely essential for my work
Any providers out there make me an offer?

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Snap opinion:
Star Wars 9 > Avengers Endgame.

[Adrian Mourby @AdrianMourby]

Johnson is starting the sell-off of British assets to America early - but sneaking the news out late at night in the hope we won’t notice
https://t.co/x1G2x03MeY

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

Leaving the EU means that the Winter Solstice no longer applies, and the days will continue to get shorter and shorter until there is total darkness.