Reluctant DC Sports Fan

Regular on the Colgate Comedy Hour. Tom Wilson is a Stanley Cup champion. 757 he/him

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back.

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@hayley_182_ Jamgrass*

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@hayley_182_ Enter harass

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@RGIII Gayest thing you’ve ever said.

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

#USMNT looked like Tottenham out there tonight

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@JohnnyCrust4 Nice A.I. dickhead

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@DuvalMagic @galyonkin @grok Atari got cheaper with time. Especially over 5-6 years. You have a vested interest in this and I get it. But don't twist the narrative.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

NAS still hIM

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

Been cooking professionally for 20 years. 3.5 years ago I got a job at a little pizza place here in town. Since then the owners have done nothing but take care of me. Even during some of my lowest times. For the first time in my life I'll have paid sick days and PTO. I'm Grateful

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

As a grown man I just can't do shorts anymore man. Idk. Something changed in my brain chemistry.

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@TheStephenLynch ALBUM: When?

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

Remember when people gave a shit about the NBA?

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@ItsAllGoodrow Oh wow. Such rebel. Much drug.

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

30 minutes until Lego Batman

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

Death, Taxes, Tottenham Hotspur letting me down.

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@ChristinaTasty Jesus. That's your complaint? Stop paying for Twitter and touch grass.

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@SCIENTAURUS Mouse PI for hire and Pragmata are in my rotation right now. We have AC Black Flag resynced this month. As a gamer I am EATING rn

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@StebbenTheRat @RJ_maps So fun fact. What you do is put all your shit into boxes. Then into a vehicle of some sort, or in a handkerchief on a stick over your shoulder. Then you walk on.

[Billy Strings @BillyStrings]

Well, can’t say y’all didn’t warn me about screwing around on my skateboard!! Saturday night I walked off stage right before the encore I was all zazzed up from a really fun show. I grabbed my board and tried to do a trick I’ve done a million times (back 180) and landed awkwardly and broke my leg. I heard it snap over the screaming crowd!! Sounded like a damn 2x4. It’s been an interesting couple days to say the least complete with the most extreme pain and crazy ketamine trips and operations stuff but the staff here at UVA rules. They screwed me all back together. They are absolute angels on Earth. I had every intention of carrying on with the tour and Dave Grohling it. He even texted me and offered me the throne! I really don’t want to let anybody down, but after some long talks with these doctors, my friends, band and colleagues, my wife etc.. I should probably let this thing heal. I don’t believe that I could give you guys the show you deserve coming right out of this surgery and these first few days are really important as far as keeping this thing elevated and letting it heal. Plus I’m all messed up on pain killers and stuff. It’s a dumb ass mistake and it’s all my fault .. I feel like such an idiot. But what are ya gonna do , ya know? At least I didn’t hit my head or break my wrist or something.

The remaining Spring shows in Charleston and Fishers are being rescheduled to later this year:

CHARLESTON, WV
April 22 → August 4, 2026

FISHERS, IN
April 24 → August 6, 2026
April 25 → August 7, 2026
April 26 → August 8, 2026

Your tickets will still be good for the new dates.

Again, I’m really sorry and I promise I will make it up to you. See you this summer.

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

@ElyseBee Lord I've seen what you do for others

[Reluctant DC Sports Fan @BobAndHisDog]

Stoked to be taking the staff to Mountain Grass Unit tonight