Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley

Class of 92’s 1st team all region longsnapper | Survivor of 4 wives | 5’8” 290lb Bull powered by jambalaya and chitlins | Kelly Clarkson first lover

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

This faggot made a song about the whorenell 7. You think she’ll let him hit? #LANK

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

@motto746 Stick a hose up there to wash that shit out and let him stuff it! Learned that one from @SamBrooks60

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@SamBrooks60 Those pink underwear are real cute #faggots

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@CARRIEBRICE Shut the fuck up whore #uselesslikemyexwife

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

Roommate’s truck won’t start with the jumper cables. Last resort is Kevin Gates. Anyone have his number? #lank

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

Accidentally left my fan on last night and slept on my back. Woke up to it smoking my morning wood. Anyone else have this issue? #lank

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

@ChesterMcGurg82 Oh you know how much I love cracking good bush. Haven’t let my lady shave since ‘98

-Bob

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

Call the fucking news! The panthers kicker made a fucking extra point.

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

15 parts per question
#ropefuel

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

@xc7acy She needs a guy like @larrylarsin74 to pork that ham hock

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

@TheCunninghamT I agree Steve. Send him to the Gulag

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@theclankye Did it come out of her asshole? #shrink

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@kowboyyshit #fatass

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@hemery411 I see water in that bowl. Give her a nice pour big fella 👌🏻

-Bob

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

@Grizzlycollins Hit the spider right on the cock. In other words, bingo!

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

@geraldmcguffin1 Bbq chicken pizza is heavily overrated

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

Only times I’ve left my bed today are to drain the snake and pick up this chicken tender pub sub. Am I a lazy fucking pig?
#lank

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

@larrylarsin74 Will do Lar. Miss those days

[Bob “Heavy Hog” Heffley @BobHeffley74]

@larrylarsin74 Ain’t that right! Word around town is once those dentures come out, she could suck a golfball through a garden hose. Have fun Larry, tell the kids Uncle Bob misses them

Cheers,
Bob