Bob Mortimer

in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept

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@chriscxss Post game

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All that needs to be said really

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Night quiz ... brand new gone fishing tonight at 9:00pm BBC2

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Unused clip from Gone Fishing ep 1. New series starts tonight on BBC 2 9:00pm

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⭐️⭐️⭐️ Browne
⭐️⭐️Fry
⭐️ Jones
#boro

[Aldar @aldar]

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⭐️⭐️⭐️ HACKNEY
⭐️⭐️ BROWNE
⭐️ BRITTAIN
#boro

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I have 3 reviews for the audiobook of The Long Shoe and they are lovely. Thanks again to Diane Morgan and Arrabella Weir for bringing it to life
"An eggless house is a fools palace"

[Defi App @defiapp]

MACD > McDonalds

because one clogs your arteries s/o @bryan_johnson

and the other clogs your bank account w/ gains.

Charts > news.

Always has been. 🔫

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PUBLICATION SAY.. sorry..DAY!!!

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Me recording audiobook for The Long Shoe... a terrifically fidgety performance lacking genuine clout. Available Tommorow

https://t.co/MWHL0SEiRH

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Nice old photo of me and Jimbo

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The bloke from The Staircase documentary has been sounding off about my new book The Long Shoe
https://t.co/MWHL0SEiRH

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Highly recommended

[Andy Dawson @profanityswan]

Anyway, I feel that TFTM is probably in the world’s top five best podcasts and this episode was VERY good.
Give it a go, if you can get past the concept of ‘Muscles Fortnight’

SPOTIFY: https://t.co/zjq7a3biFG

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Hoping you will consider voting for Paul and Dr Mine's podcast

https://t.co/BHSh1ICf2Q

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My new book The Long Shoe is published next week. My cat Goodmonson is a crucial plot device
https://t.co/MWHL0SEiRH

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⭐️⭐️⭐️Brynn
⭐️⭐️ Targett
⭐️ Jones
#boro

[Twe12thman Boro🇦🇹 @Twe12thman]

Fancy one of these to hold up proudly tonight. Meet me in the North Stand concourse or in Block 23. £15.

FROM AYRESOME PARK TO THE RIVERSIDE.

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Independent bookshops have a fancy signed edition of my new novel The Long Shoe.... here's a link if you fancy a fancy https://t.co/QLWiiOHoSQ