Bobby

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

To me, there’s nothing more pathetic than seeing a man in the gym changing room after hes had a shower, doing that weird thing where he puts a towel round his waist and puts his boxers on underneath the towel. Just get your cock out bro. Let me look at your cock. I want to see it

[Cuzzo🐍 @SimplyPut_Lex]

My daughter really a girl and it makes me realize they’re just born like that. It isn’t learned.

[AMHAAS 🇩🇿 ☪︎ ⵣ 🇵🇸 💙❤️ @AMHAAS_]

Imagine if teeth were flaccid and got hard when you were hungry that would be so tuff. Like your mom asks if you want sum to eat and you say no but she sees your teeth are hard and she says "don't lie look how hard you are for mommy" and then she gives you some food

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

That’s necks week ain’t it?????

[Bobby @BobbyBobby911]

@chrisgambler247 Think the win has more to do with Ipswich being shite than Liverpool being good. Probably lay Liverpool against anyone in the top 13 or 14

[Hamoud🥷🏾 @Lfc_Hamoud]

Ronald Araújo after receiving his full salary from Liverpool without delay 😂😂😂😂

[Bobby @BobbyBobby911]

@BobbyBakerBets Szoboszlai might be playing right back so wait to see the team if you are unsure

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now

[Spaam @SpaamIsBack]

Pensa vivere a Vienna ai primi del '900. Andavi dal dottore perché ti faceva male qualcosa e ti dava 30 mg di cocaina. Oggi il mio mi ha sfilato 170 euro, una pacca sulla spalla e una fasciatura. La cocaina poi me la devo comprare io a parte, paese finito.

[Languedoctor @Languedoctor]

As a former sailor I can assure everyone reading this tweet - this is going to take debauchery to a level not seen since Roman times. These guys have 6+ months of unspent paychecks, have been sniffing each others farts and eating dog food. A truly irresponsible command decision.

[cyber @yoboimuna]

Semenyo in the dressing room listening to Enzo’s call with his Argentine teammates

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

It's unfathomably disgusting how many men I've seen who are sexualizing Sadie Sink's new ad where she shakes her shapely tight ass into some jeans, shows off her sexy midriff & wears a cute top which perfectly accentuates her scrumptious perky tits.

[HowlingBreastMilkEnthusiast @FriendlyNgbor]

The post-nut clarity after a rape has to hit like a freight train

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

I got a vasectomy thinking it would keep my wife from getting pregnant. But apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

The men on the Clancy jury should keep mentioning how hot they think she is in order to reverse psychology the female jurors into hating her

[L☆VIE ᥫ᭡ @thereallovieee]

My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy

[Dante @theoyoichii]

The retard in me recognizes the retard in you