Bobby Johnson

All-American Middle Class White Boy.

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

The biggest problem is we all agree on the same shit and we don't know how to articulate it to each other #hopeful

[Mantis @YoungMantis2]

Dads on New Year’s Eve

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

Welcome back!

vs.

Well… come back!

#back

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

@nickmorskii @JoeyMulinaro Way ahead of my time

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

This may be the most nostalgic 90’s trip for me. https://t.co/6ZnZ3bdUV9

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

The “hey X, you’re on mute” part of Zoom calls will never get old.

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

@jaasssmine_r Preferably on

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

@jaasssmine_r Pics!?

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

@jaasssmine_r American Standard champion 4max with elongated bowl?

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

@jaasssmine_r @nickmorskii @Postmates @dominos Fuck @pizzahut

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

#trashed

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

No meat, for sure

vs.

No, meat for sure

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

In my defense... My wife spiked my truly with tequila

[Classic Dad Moves @classicdad]

[on a road trip]

Kids: “Can we stop at the store? We need to pee.”

Dad:

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

@RealKentMurphy @MORSKI_7 @nickmorskii @D_Free11 @OliverMusovski @Meyers_MJ can we play?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Being a Dad is just constantly picking things up off the floor all day long. Thank God I did year of the core last year

[Bobby Johnson @BobbyJohnson_23]

This is going to be tough for me

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

When it comes to punctuation, Microsoft isn't playing.
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