BoilerCat

Purdue grad, Navy veteran, Suffering Arizona Sports fan

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

@MrAzSports @cantgardjay He is absolutely not good enough lol. 6th at best.

[Greg Biggins @GregBiggins]

BREAKING: Salt Lake City (Utah) West edge Dieter Lotulelei has committed to Arizona and broke down why he chose the Wildcats

"At the end of the day, Arizona checked all the boxes for me."

intel: https://t.co/FVhthORqM6

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

These dudes openly fellate the incompetent owners of the Arizona teams and they have the nerve to give random twitter accounts who support the stars of the teams shit? I was blocked by Gambo on this app for saying Robert Sarver sucks. Who's the real problem here?

[🌵 Mr. Az @MrAzSports]

O that’s 100% about me 😂. I guess defending players and not wanting to trade Ketel Marte is a bad thing?

Man what a morning

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

“ItS juSt PaRaGUAy”
“Don’t OvERHypE the USMNT 🇺🇸”

Paraguay in World Cup qualifying:

[OptaJack⚽️ @OptaJack]

83 - Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the #USMNT against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966.

Perfection.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

GOOD MORNING

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO REMEMBER THAT PARAGUAY HAS ZERO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS

IT’S NOT FOOTBALL IT’S SOCCER

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

Go see this fucking movie now.

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

@TmzTucson @ironmikeluke

[Spike @spikesguides]

Look at this. Just... look at it.

Dejontay Wings. Say that name out loud. Dejontay Wings. It sounds like the spicy menu item that replaced the McRib. Like an Applebee's limited-time offer. Like Dijon mustard achieved sentience and got a criminal record.

And that face. My God. The man has a face like a dinner plate. Perfectly round. Completely flat. The face of a man who has never once been in a hurry. The face of someone who looked at a Take 5 Oil Change safe and thought, yeah. That's the one.

A Take 5 Oil Change. He didn't rob a casino. He didn't hit an armored truck. He bypassed every possible target of sophistication in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and zeroed in on a fifteen-minute oil change franchise like a man following a divine calling.

The safe. There was a safe. At a Take 5. Guarding two hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. That's not treasure. That's a Visa gift card you'd give to your mother.

He got arrested. Warranted. Photographed. Plastered on the local news for the whole city of Baton Rouge to absorb over their morning coffee.
Dejontay Wings committed a felony for two hundred dollars and that dinner plate face is going to live on the internet forever.

This is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

@Pac12Central @IH8JeffreyMaier @Genetics56 No they don’t. They’re all just pocketing 2/3 of the money that Furd/Cal are supposed to get and 100% of SMU’s TV money. It’s a short term cash fall until they fall apart.

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

@hayasaka_aryan It’s not woke at all. Bullshit rumor.

[Spyro @SpyroTheDragon]

Take flight on a bold new adventure.

Spyro: A Realm Beyond, coming Spring 2027.

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

@watch_justin It’s not going to change your life or anything, but it is absolutely worth your time. Good movie with no political bullshit.

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

Go see this movie.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ has opened with $54.3M worldwide.

The budget is nearly $200M.

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

Just what Britain needs, a female Dwight Schrute.

[Johannes M. Koenraadt @johannesmkx]

This type of lady has never thought of the consequences of anything. She's not an adult. Men in her life (her dad) always used to just fix everything. So why wouldn't things just magically work?

[BoilerCat @BoilerCat54]

@ironmikeluke @oldskoolbballx My son is literally having surgery early that day! Couldn’t be a worse day for me lol. Can we do later in the week or next Monday?