That Bomb Munchkin

Suficientemente vieja ser su hermana

i wield my Shillelagh while devouring mofongo

[That Bomb Munchkin @Bombmunchkin]

"Watch for deer" is Midwestern for I love you.

[Mama Scar @___nwahs___]

Some of y'all need more whimsy!

[Cali @calidaysay]

The difference between a breakdown and a breakthrough is usually a hair appointment.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I was afraid I was wearing my heart on my sleeve, but it was just wrist pain from scrolling.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

To some simple minded fools its all about the control.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Seeing some unseasonably cold tweets today.
Must be Monday.

[Cali @calidaysay]

Just because someone follows someone doesn’t mean they know them. I follow sharks too. I’m not getting invited to shark weddings.

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

They’re building a data center in Roku city

[Mama Scar @___nwahs___]

I like to like posts and retweet, but you don't. We are not the same!

[That Bomb Munchkin @Bombmunchkin]

A serenade from Jodeci would fix me.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

I don’t talk that much to other people but when I do I quickly regret it.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Shout out to the people who never make you question where you stand with them.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

I’m no expert but everyone should always have an assortment of cheese on hand in case they're sad.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

There’s no better feeling than laughing till your stomach hurts with your favourite person.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

I have nothing in common with people who start the day well-rested and uncaffeinated.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Stupid people deserve a second chance.

Just kidding, no they don't.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Nothing starts your day off better than that first cup of coffee and people leaving you alone.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Everybody needs a special place they can escape to.

*takes a nap

[That Bomb Munchkin @Bombmunchkin]

I just wanna be rich enough to pay for gas and a steak on the same day.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

I finally got my life together for like 6 minutes this morning and felt so motivated...
then I sat down.

[That Bomb Munchkin @Bombmunchkin]

My most treasured friendships are with peanut farmers.