me: i’ll have a cheeseburger and that’s it
five guys employee: ok what else
me: [nervous, sweating] i said that’s it
employee: order them
me: n-no
employee: [out loud while typing in my order] cheeseburger and 1 million fries. coming right up
The LeBron James Sixers jerseys sold more than any player switching teams, surpassing Shohei Ohtani in 2023, in the first 48 hours after he said he was coming to Philly, according to @Fanatics
LeBron James longevity notes:
- Roughly 140 active players born after his NBA debut
- Played against ~37% of all players in NBA history
- Outlasted every player from 2003-06 draft classes
- Spent more than half his life as an All-NBA player
- Oldest opponent was born in 1962 (Kevin Willis)
- Youngest opponent was born in 2006 (Cooper Flagg)
- Played against 1,857 different opponents
- Played with 250 different teammates
- Played against 12 father-son combinations
- Played against 4 of his son's AAU/HS/college teammates
- Older than 6 active head coaches
- Played against 5 active head coaches
On the Jersey Shore visiting my best friend from college and people are literally screaming from their porches in the last five minutes.
Didn’t realize Villanova’s addition of Elijah Crawford from the Transfer Portal would have this type of an impact.
The buzz is palpable.