Jeff Engel

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@___TheGOOdWitch Ha. Woman desperately trying to prove herself as a legitimate man, walks up to the mic and talks about how terrible men are 😂😂😂

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@BrandonMileski Duluth Heritage not on the list and New Hope #1? Wuff.

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@THEOttoJohnson Keep’em off the radar! See ya in April!

[Jacob Turner @TheJacobTurner]

A PARENT’S JOURNEY THROUGH YOUTH SPORTS:

Age 5: “He’s got a cannon.”
Age 6: “He’s the fastest kid out there. Coach said so.”
Age 7: “Rec ball isn’t challenging him anymore.”
Age 8: “We tried out for select. Obviously made it.”
Age 9: “$2,800 for the season. Plus uniforms. Plus tournaments. Plus hotels.”
Age 10: “Cooperstown is basically a family vacation, right?”
Age 11: “He needs a hitting guy. And a pitching guy. And probably a mental performance coach.”
Age 12: “I’m not a crazy sports parent. The OTHER parents are crazy.”
Age 13: “We changed schools. For academics. (And also baseball.)”
Age 14: “Showcases are a requirement at this age.”
Age 15: “Ya his ranking just ticked up. We’re cooking.”
Age 16: “He just needs to get seen by the right school.”
Age 17: “The D1 schools want him to walk on. He’ll earn a spot by sophomore year.”
Age 18: “Okay, D2 is actually really competitive.”
Age 19: “He’s redshirting. Strategic.”
Age 20: “He’s focusing on school now.”
Age 21: “You know what? He’s so much happier.”

Roughly 7% of high schoolers play in college.

About 1.5% of those get drafted.

Less than half of draftees ever play one day in the big leagues.

The odds of our kids going pro are somewhere between “struck by lightning” and “find a $100 in old shorts.”

I love youth sports (all my kids play a bunch of them) just keep a good perspective my friends. ✌️

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@Brand_Anuj I’m stuck in the woods with nothing, but let me show you how to secure and use all your groceries

[Chaos Coordinator @idontexistTore]

Hey @DOGE tap me in on this. FOR FREE - I will do this for free. Let me put my MED EDU to work. This will be the hardest pill for ALL left and right to swallow. We can start with COVID shots to make it easy. I have the data.

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@RealJMPeterman @Delta 1:40 wait between our landing and our bags tonight.

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@tlschwerz @RussoHockey Great clickbait @tlschwerz

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

Dear Twins, that’s why you put money into the team

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@laffolter56 @RussoHockey And regardless of who would have advanced, will move on be beaten and bloodied while the Avs napped through thier series and got 5-6+ days rest…. BS

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@NHL_Muse Please, please pick the stars again on Thursday 😂

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@Fly_Over_Guy @Mariucci_Guy Ha truth, missed opportunity, no doubt.
Remind me, UND seems to be racking them up lately, right? I mean they have piles of Engelstad $$$ flowing in, right? They must be winning nattys hand over fist too?

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@threean20 @spittinchiclets Puck bounced off his stick .1 seconds earlier.
Also, check the flex in the Dallas guys stick taking him out.

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@HPSMnewbie @ZachHalverson Nah, given the entire sequence outlined above spanned all of 1.3 seconds, they can all be true.

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@icewild29 @RogerMpls @NHLcommisioner @NHL This is false, he clearly doesn’t listen to the owners as this playoff format is detrimental to owners income. I.e. the Wild should have home ice advantage in round 1- More home games, higher likelihood of moving to round two for additional home games. That’s a lot of lost rev.

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@BSBSCOUT @Twins

[Jeff Engel @Booms015]

@RussoHockey Boldy, Ek, 97, Faber & Quinn.
Just play your 5 best and see what happens.
Those guys are elite 5/5, see what they can do with the advantage