John Murphy

i tell jokes, sometimes they are funny.

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

I don't know anything about servers or game development but wardogs is the most fun I've had gaming since IDK when, I'd love them to turn servers back on for just the firing range so I can learn to fly... impatiently waiting for 9/10
@WARDOGS

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

Don't know if you are aware @theburntpeanut but Bungul-dogs exist too! My Aussie pup is as obsessed with you as my wife and I. Keep goopin brother!

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

@DanMarino hope you don't mind we named our new pup after you! #Marino #cute #puppy

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

@DouglieDoWrong Grier is finally gone buddy!!!

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

@DouglieDoWrong hoping for a miracle at my first home game...#stayclassyfinsup

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

@DouglieDoWrong I'm at the game, need anything while I'm here? Maybe some ATL merch so we can switch teams lol

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

Got a Google pixel 9 pro XL slightly used with TikTok on it $5K no low ballers I know what I got

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

@MetaQuestVR we need a partner program or something, since getting my quest 3 on Christmas I have sold 8 more units for you to friends and family by telling/showing them how cool it is. #employeeofthemonth

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

@AlAnthopoulous @Braves @BravesOnBally @BlooperBraves.....guys hear me out....Trevor Bauer? @BauerOutage #ieventriedthemascot

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

Anybody who complains about his "attitude problem" I urge you to go watch any of his mexico YouTube videos. Mature, intelligent, breakdowns of a genuine fan of the game. He just wants to pitch and he's damn good at it. Let him in @BauerOutage @Braves

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

With another pitching injury, the upcoming retirement of Morton & Chavez, the inevitable loss of Max Fried....how about we consider getting @BauerOutage on the @Braves?

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

@MLBTheShow for the love of Hank Aaron can you please add an option to disable the Player of the Game cut scene....it has no relevance and is super annoying...thanks.

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

This is going to only make sense to a very few people but does anybody else get @Life360 notifications and automatically assume someone is casting destructive wave? @baldursgate3 #nerdshit

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

Last year we watched the greatest rappers of all time work their way through a literal block party, some hanging upside down. This year we watched @rihanna never leave a floating coffee table and make a "smelled a fart" face for the entire show. Slightly different. #SuperBowlLVII

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

Don't recommend sneaking booze during Thanksgiving and then watching the halftime show that spinning bout made my turkey have an encore performance @BebeRexha @NFL @NFLonCBS

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

@JasonIsbell Underrated joke right here man, that's hilarious.

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

Everything is going great right now! Now all I gotta do is get a career I like, make decent money, lose about 100 lbs and get in shape, take comedy more seriously, write some new material, and figure out how to make peace with myself...at least the Braves are still WS champs!

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

I have been I die hard fan of will Smith forever, he was legit my hero growing up, but we gotta point out the obvious no one is talking about...either he hits like a bitch or @chrisrock is such a G he just took it like a champ. As a comic I gotta say, a joke is a joke, chill Will

[John Murphy @BoondockMurph]

Bout time for another stimmy check ain't it? I mean I been working the whole time, I just recently discovered @Poshmarkapp and all the @Nike air max 90s on there and my bank account doesn't agree with my heart on how important my shoe game is.