Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

Once cooked a Royal Banquet using only a Fray Bentos and pint of liquid manure. PS Send me your money. #everydildo🍆 💦

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@rufc2022 @DonkeySanctuary @BBCWorld 😂 @trampbummer Add this one to your list! Jacksy x 💙

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@BGatesIsaPyscho

[Spangle Pants🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @Spangle_Pants_]

@NoContextBrits I preferred the USAs version of Ronnie pickering.. only made the 1 video

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Rishi Sunak wanted us to study maths until we were 18. I studied it until I was 16.
What difference is another 4 year gunna make?

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@trampbummer @LibTearCreator1 You have not been blown.

[Dr Juju @trampbummer]

🚨 Hi Folks! It’s that special time of year where @eurostar and their utterly incompetent leadership team take the massive festive dildo and ram it dry into their unsuspecting passengers. Leaving passengers stranded on trains overnight is an abject failure of established contingency, not to mention inhumane. They have had 30 years to get this right so let’s be a little patient, eh?! Oy veh! 🤦‍♂️
https://t.co/Ezo3vfWzdg

[Dr Juju @trampbummer]

🚨 Say hi to Skeletor and the @Eurostar leadership team. “Working every day to make your journey better” (Great progress). I also have pleasure in introducing Lt Commander Worf, the slapheaded Diversity police officer. Your train service may be fucked up but at least a one armed 3ft Somalian gender-fluid transvestite is driving the train. 🚊 Oy gevalt!

[Fr Calvin Robinson ©️®️ @calvinrobinson]

@LeadingReport Niger, please.

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@BurnsideWasTosh Should have used strawberry jam and sardines for that special time of the month 😉

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@fesshole This is not funny, probable or even remotely entertaining. @fesshole is getting more shite as each day passes.

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@BhamCityCouncil This is why Birmingham is a shithole.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@JonathanPieNews I’m an MP dipshit.

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@EdwardJDavey Fuck off cunt

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@mancunianmedic 🚨 If this is true then I will donate £1000 to the reputed NHS Charity EveryDoctorUK !

@AvantiWestCoast @WestMidRailway @CrossCountryUK

You must investigate this allegation of racism levelled at one of your on board staff from this member of the public who witnessed it.

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@elonmusk Ok, calm down Dr Evil.

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@LegalGengar @damekatydenise_ Jesus! 😜

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@NadineDorries Liar. Pull the other one you fucking cunt.

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@exPhixer @trampbummer @GiveUsAQuid @ltg1810 @Jameypaint @JiJihadiGrace @Doctor_Grift You take that back, you hard right meanie!

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@JujuliaGrace Stick your EveryDoctor bag up your fucking arse. Go and grift elsewhere.

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@AgentKevLee @LNER @celebrityradio Quite normal for these dirty scoundrels. King’s Cross to Edinburgh in first class and not a sausage until York. Utter Blankety Blankers.

[Jack the Frugal Chef 💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Bootstrapcock]

@Eurostar Why do you interact with convicted pedophiles? https://t.co/eBKiOfaX8I