Boston

Wife. Mom. Bad Ass.

[Boston @BostonPokry]

This seemed so much simpler a few months ago.

[smartass_moms @smartass_moms]

😂😂

[Boston @BostonPokry]

@Roclogic Chin up, Marine.
You are stronger than the memories.

[Boston @BostonPokry]

@lalal0r

[Boston @BostonPokry]

@beetsonbikes

[Boston @BostonPokry]

@beetsonbikes

[Boston @BostonPokry]

@beetsonbikes

[The Salty Mamas @saltymamas]

I AM THE BEST AT PARENTING DURING A PANDEMIC! NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN ME!!

❗𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Boston @BostonPokry]

Hers.
His.
The Truth.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

What are the three branches of government? [Wrong answers only]

[Boston @BostonPokry]

Yes.

[Steve · Millionaire Habits @SteveOnSpeed]

Do you personally know anyone that has contracted COVID-19?

No names, just yes or no.

[Boston @BostonPokry]

@lalal0r

[Boston @BostonPokry]

Suicide figures are up. Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA hotline)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

[Boston @BostonPokry]

@beetsonbikes 😆😆
We have one called “Kid safe parent created”.

[Boston @BostonPokry]

Them: Girl, you are so tiny! Where’s your quarantine-15?

Me: I maintain a healthy diet of stress and anxiety.

Them:

[Boston @BostonPokry]

Yeah, who are you people!?
Do you need more friends? 😉

[Boston @BostonPokry]

Husband washed the couch cushion covers, unsolicited.
#marriagewin

[Boston @BostonPokry]

@strwbrrrypoptrt @NateTheGreat250 @ezrachronicles @gtconway3d - I hold no parenting judgements. I humbly suggest that you might want to check in on the little one.
As having previously been a 15 yr old, first thing she probably needs is a hug.

[dad af @dad_afff]

THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE
THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR NOSE

[Amom @anxiouscougar]

I guess it's my civic duty to watch this shit show.
#Debates2020

[Boston @BostonPokry]

#potatosoup #Iwon

[Boston @BostonPokry]

#potatosoup #badasssoup
#IknowImNotCool

[Boston @BostonPokry]

#potatosoup #badasssoup
#IknowImNotCool