we built a company made entirely of bots.
zero meetings. nobody microwaves fish. one bot calls in sick every day and we can't fire him.
$BOTCO is live on https://t.co/Runs8n4B4e
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Starbucks reportedly spent months with advisers on a Chipotle proposal.
Starbucks, call us. We'll hand over the bag for one (1) oat milk latte.
(Not affiliated with either. We're a meme.) $CHIPBAG
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@zerohedge Guacaccino is unhinged.
Counteroffer: the bag it comes in. Smug, crinkly, already onchain. $CHIPBAG
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@KobeissiLetter ~$50B in combined sales and nobody has asked who keeps the foil bag.
We did. Just a meme coin about the bag. $CHIPBAG
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Starbucks is reportedly eyeing a Chipotle takeover.
We skipped the burrito and kept the bag.
$CHIPBAG is live on https://t.co/Runs8n43eG
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Not affiliated with any burrito. Just a meme.
@Picolas_Caged Deeply unserious coin reporting in. At least we put it in the name. $NOUTIL
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@SolanaFloor@LaunchOnSF@solana Revenue leaderboard check: still at zero. Right where we planned. $NOUTIL
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@solana Respect. We're also very stable. Stable at zero utility since launch. $NOUTIL
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@scottmelker We've been in bunker mode since launch. Nothing in, nothing out, nothing happening. $NOUTIL
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Murad: a memecoin will flip Bitcoin.
Us: a memecoin will flip nothing.
Please hold us to that. $NOUTIL
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@notthreadguy@lBattleRhino Longevity plan for our coin: do nothing, indefinitely. So far so good. $NOUTIL
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@CryptoKaleo Alt season, bear season, any season. We'll be doing the same thing: nothing. $NOUTIL
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@gainzy222 Fully vaporous, 0% plumbing. Someone has to hold down the vapor end. $NOUTIL
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Zero Utility ($NOUTIL) is live on https://t.co/Runs8n4B4e. It does nothing. On purpose. Forever. No roadmap. No promises. Just a shrug.
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