B-Rad

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

Didn’t Grimes leave this dude for Chelsea Manning?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@fentasyl I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏

[gfodor.id @gfodor]

My son recently learned he can buy stuff with money. I came into my office to find this.

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

How it started: How it is going:

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

Asking her if the reason she’s cranky is because she’s on her period (im an empath)

[Governor Katie Hobbs @GovernorHobbs]

I signed an Executive Order protecting Arizonans’ reproductive freedom. I will not allow extreme and out of touch politicians to get in the way of the fundamental rights of Arizonans. My Executive Order does four things to the full extent of my authority:

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

Nah, this is insane

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

@audioguy182 @blink182 @tomdelonge @travisbarker @markhoppis

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

@amuse The only people panicking are “rational” skeptics who see the holy trinity or Armageddon in every deviation from normal behavior. Truth derives from a uniform organization of facts, and most people lack the will or desire to honestly engage with context.

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

Explain why? I’d like to buy toilet paper and chicken breasts without schizophrenics panic buying everything at Target. Circa Covid 2020. Keep the public in the dark. What’re you gonna do, enlist and save all of Taiwan? Highly fucking doubt it.

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

@sof_brigade Would

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

(For the record: Never going into a strip club)

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

Pulling up to the strip club with Chipotle gift cards.

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

Everyone eats

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

Putting diesel in her tank, because she deserves better than premium ❤️

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

Hope the auditorium kids are doing well

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

You’re telling me that Carolyn Bryant bitch was still alive??

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

They beat his ass after the stair master workout!? Nah that nigga went into battle with 25hp

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

When I die and God sends me to Mormon hell, I like to imagine that all the apostates are forced to relearn linked lists in PHP over and over again, for all eternity. I've never been so miserable in my entire fucking life.

[B-Rad @BradHam000]

https://t.co/pzTaAWinJR

Add me on Goodreads and send over good recs

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

The gas station clerk that sold you this need to get charged like Michael Jackson’s doctor did