Brad Van Surksum

Husband, father and sunset admirer.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

Subtract 24-48 hours from the storm prediction center to determine a safe grocery shopping time.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

I think politically incorrect language is better labeled grammar non grata

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

The only thing that could have saved the @Vikings was if the network had switched to Heidi yesterday.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

When you are young you think most people are students and only some are teachers. As you age you should realize everyone is a teacher and only some are students.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

This was a knob in my rental car today. I selected the checkered flag . . . It did NOT automatically take me to my destination. Useless.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

Always check your purchase before buying to avoid surprises.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

@TylerJRoney You know you are from the Midwest if the expected temperature tomorrow is 52 degrees higher than it is right now.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

@spudmd Ain't America great?

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@ToddHeitkamp I recommend cash purchases when storms are in the forecast. 👽

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

An Alaskan winning gold at a summer Olympics is a sure sign of climate change. Way to go Lydia Jacoby!

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@BacoonRide 2021, great day with great people! #100miles100dayssf

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

Fun day with a fun group @BacoonRide

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@dfaber84 True Olympians will wait until it is cooked, they deserve a real 'Gold Medal'

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

@BacoonRide 2021, great day with great people! #100miles100dayssf

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And wearing my shirt!

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Pretty proud of this young gentleman. Doing a super job as grandpa.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

What does @TheBabylonBee think would happen if data became self aware and rejected the archaic idea of being defined as either a zero or a one? What if one bit decided to identify as a .4 today and a .7 tomorrow?

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

Much to my initial surprise and consternation I discovered the speed and wind direction on my bicycle that makes the tip of the water bottle whistle.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

Listening to the snow slide off the roof of my house as it melts reduces my desire to live in the mountains.

[Brad Van Surksum @BradVS1]

It's 2021, why don't we have microwaves with an option for a quieter beep?