Brad Burt (Parody)

Trying not to get banned by Elon.

Weber State '14. Technical Writer. New England Patriots. Utah Jazz.

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Been silent for a while, peeps. Twitter just isn't the space for me anymore.

But I'm giving Threads a shot, so anybody who moves over there can find me @BradWBurt

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@Wendys Weirdest looking hamburger I've ever seen. Didn't taste very good, either.

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@itschappy You're 47 blocks west and 27 blocks north of the main roads intersecting Weber County at the inception of said grid system. Got nothing to do with Ogden, other than being the county seat.
As a North Ogdenite, I can affirm that being near Ogden does not make you from Ogden.

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@geniustime1 @elonmusk @eltonofficial Yep. And Elton is free to choose whether he wishes to indulge in or enlarge the hate speech, disinformation, and general garbage that Elon's free speech crusade has allowed this platform to proliferate. All I'm saying is Elon shouldn't need to ask what's driving Elton away.

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@elonmusk @eltonofficial It's not rocket science, Elon. He's leaving after the changes you made. Figure it out.

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@BYUapologist

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I really really miss Rudy.

[Tim MacMahon @BannedMacMahon]

Rudy Gobert: “My dream was always to bring a championship to Utah. Some people didn’t believe that could happen,and it’s fair. It’s their job to do what they think is best for the team. Now I’m in another place, but it doesn’t change the human side of it.” https://t.co/qBuSrZoyNa

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@GuertLocker @honestsportz @POTUS

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@RyanQualtrics It's almost as if we should wear purple for every game...

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In the context of my fandom for Weber State, where my heart truly lies:

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In the context of my BYU fandom, which I admit is only skin deep:

[BYU FOOTBALL @BYUfootball]

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 @CoachJayHill!!

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@krutoypotsan Give that man some money. Huge bags of it. Gotta' keep him.

[Patrick Kinahan @PKKinahan]

BYU making big-time financial commitment to Jay Hill. Probably the highest they’ve offered an assistant.

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@NBAPR Thanks for keeping the fans safe from those dangerous headbands. Clarkson will think twice before tossing any small pieces of fabric into the stands again.

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They just ruined a perfectly good glass of milk. What a waste.

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

How about some #Pilk Santa? 💙
#PilkandCookies
#PepsiPartner

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@BYUapologist Nikola Tesla's looking down on us, screaming, "I told you not to use wires!"

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@JanieMcCAP @WorldWideWob Not real?!

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@fanspo

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Spoiler alert:

It's still called football.

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@ArthurC65885248 Your well-reasoned (and expertly crafted) argument has convinced me: You're right. I'm wrong.
Please, continue to show the world why they are stupid and save us all from the terrible wokeness.
You are our only hope.