Chris Brady

Someday I'll put something funny here. Maybe how I hate procrastinating. @athletics @warriors fan. #RootedInOakland @teslaband @metallica @yandtrocks (he/him)

[Chris Brady @BradyChris]

Just a reminder of the corrupt actions taken by members of TFG’s campaign prior to the 2016 election. All incontrovertible facts.

[Democratic Coalition @TheDemCoalition]

Here is the full video of Chairman Schiff laying in to Republicans, presenting all of the indisputable evidence that the Trump campaign did in fact collude with Russia. This is inspiring and patriotic. Bravo, Chairman Schiff. Well done. 🇺🇸

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

We gotta play Bosnia AND Herzegovina. It's two against one. It ain't really fair, T.

[Martín Gallegos @MartinJGallegos]

Batting 7th and playing third base for the A’s tonight: Max Muncy (birthday: Aug. 25)

Batting 7th and playing third base for the Dodgers tonight: Max Muncy (birthday Aug. 25)

[CFO, Big Cat Corp @VPBigCatCorp_]

My wife riding shotgun when she sees brake lights a quarter mile ahead

[Chris Brady @BradyChris]

@corinne_perkins @carlquintanilla @LeahMillis Amazing pic @LeahMillis !

[Mario @NerfFries]

Me watching the server at Chipotle trying to shake that extra chicken off the serving spoon. https://t.co/6tAguuW5h3

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It will be at least 40 years before our loved and lovely America recovers from the wounds this selfish, stupid, and ego-driven man has inflicted. That it will recover seems certain to me, but it will leave scars.

[Chris Brady @BradyChris]

@AJDelgado13 Same.

[Chris Brady @BradyChris]

@DonMemazos 😂😂😂

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Throw up a hand if you remember when this sweet bastard was one of the most important objects in your entire life.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Happy Father's Day, X!

[Chris Brady @BradyChris]

@pourmecoffee @atrupar 2 weeks

[AccuWeather @accuweather]

June palindrome: Did you know we're inside a 10-day stretch of palindrome dates?! That means every date reads the same backward as it does forward! 📆

[Lee Roach @leevalueroach]

I have read approximately 3,000 10-Ks in my life. I have read my wife’s emotional state correctly maybe 11 times. This is troubling because the skills should transfer. Both require you to look past the headline. Both require you to read the footnotes. Both require you to notice what was said last quarter that is not being said this quarter.

I can spot a goodwill impairment from 40 pages away. I cannot spot that my wife has been quietly furious since Tuesday. In a 10-K I notice when management changes the word “challenging” to “dynamic” and I correctly interpret this as a warning. In my marriage my wife changed the word “fine” to “fine.” and I did not notice the period. The period was the entire disclosure.

I missed it. I read a footnote last week in a packaging company’s annual report that disclosed a related-party transaction worth $400,000 and I caught it in 90 seconds. My wife told me three times this month that she was tired and I interpreted this as “tired” when in fact it was a Level 3 disclosure requiring immediate management response. I have a system for 10-Ks. I read the MD&A first, then the risk factors, then the cash flow statement, then the notes. I have no system for my wife. She is a company that does not file. She reports continuously and without warning and the format changes every quarter. Her risk factors are not enumerated.

Her MD&A is delivered through sighs of varying length and I have not yet developed the ear. Last week she said “do whatever you want” and I did whatever I wanted and it turns out the correct interpretation of “do whatever you want” was “do not do that specific thing” and I have no idea how I was supposed to know that, and yet, looking back, the signals were all there. The signals are always there. I have been trained to find signals. I find them in companies I will never meet. I miss them in the person I have lived with for nine years. My wife has started saying things like “you would notice this if I were a stock” and she is correct. She is correct. If she had a ticker I would have already built a 6,000-word model on her. I would know her seasonality.

I would know her capex cycle. I would know which quarters historically run hot. Instead I treat her like a private company and I am surprised every time the auditors arrive. I am going to bed now. She said good night in a tone. I do not know what the tone meant. I will find out in the morning. Or I will not. The 10-K of my marriage is filed in real time and I am, as always, three quarters behind.

[Brett Wright @WxMstrr]

Lorenzo, NE a few days ago definitely did not suck. June 7th, 2 years in a row has pumped out epic colors and structure. #newx