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CEO tip of the day: ‘Like’ and ‘Retweet’ your own Tweets. It shows you have confidence in your own brand. If it’s a really good one, why not pin it to your profile?

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@Hibbo71 @DrRobertZands Potential viral?

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@ProfDavidBalls @DearLor35226769 @churnwell STFU BALLS. Remember our agreement?

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@ejn1976 @churnwell Unfortunately the Dog account is left wing (see below proof). We are only allowing further centrist applications at this time.

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@Bulltheburglar @churnwell Im left wing so it can’t be me he’s talking about

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@OvensComedy @mattforde Please don’t read the reviews Craig, your own input into Spitting Image was fantastic. It’s probably best to keep your distance from Matt Forde. @amyinthesky has seen him having sex with the puppets.

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@DunceFoundation @TimpanoNathan @BazakeMedia I suppose a consequence of being terminated meant he was also dismissed from his role, yes.

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@TimpanoNathan @BazakeMedia Hi Nathan, thanks for your comment. We take complaints seriously. If you please write an email detailing your allegation in full to [email protected] we will have our Journalistic Integrity Enforcement Team (JIET) investigate. Our last journalist found guilty was terminated

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🚨 | BAZAKE VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: Man is criticised by animal charities after forcing depressed parrot to dance to Joy Division every morning for six months until the desperate bird plucked out approximately 70% of its own feathers.

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Join us at 9:30pm tonight! What do you think about the sacking of Sam Tarry? Let Andy know your thoughts. We want to hear from YOU https://t.co/OcEzOHCgg7

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@DrRobertZands @2012Studies I don’t want to jump the gun, but I think it’s time we’re started looking at who is going to replace Kelvin as a Bazake® Contributor. If we’re honest with each other, his contempt for Leave voters was so toxic it was dividing our readership.

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@Dara_bhur_gCara @BazakeMedia I will accept no less than £20,000. However, this would all need to be done privately (you know how he gets)

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@TobiasTaylor @BazakeMedia I’d urge you to reconsider Tobias. Yes, our current shareholder structure means we want to give our *brave* journalists as much income as possible, which means no graphic designer. We may need to review Twentyman’s as a base since he found out our intern was a Corbyn voter.

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@churnwell This is incredible. I’m going to organise t-shirts of this for the office staff. Some of the younger generation would be inspired by your ‘Glory’ days Andy.

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@skyisfallinup @jonmcdevitt @chappers0106 @mrplannings @supertanskiii If you love Pie you’ll love Andrew Doyle, his inventor and co-writer.

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@churnwell Andy! There’s no need to investigate that just yet, your ratings are fantastic. We can assist with finance when the time is right, or redirect your pension fund.

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@johnsweeneyroar I’ve just had a call from my colleague about this tweet, John. Doing a full frontal attack on Dr Zands is absolute madness. Zands knows the game inside out, he knows how to expose you in every way possible. I suggest you apologise immediately.

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@BierIncognito @ProfDavidBalls Haha. Professor ‘Balls’ is an expert in this field, lol

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Which of the below is the most important musician or band for YOU? Yes, I said important. Satire is important.