Professor David Balls

Professor of Astronomy and Politics at University College Borehamwood. ‘Britain’s friendliest Professor’ - The Sunday Times. ‘A sensible man’ - Sir Keir Starmer

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@Steve_F87 @CentristQC What a man Peter was. I hope there’s a treadmill in heaven 😂

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@TaffGoose Your blood pressure Gaffer 😂

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@OsmanliKorsan BlueSky is calling me Ruga, like the Elves leaving Middle Earth for Valinor. However, I am overseeing things in this dying land, like Elrond.

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How impressed are you with Andy Burnham’s leadership so far?

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@StreathamRovers Any last minute signings for the club? We just need that little bit of quality in the final third to push on this season.

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@drkevindunce @Lord_Sugar Done! Too easy, Dunce.

[Dr Kevin Dunce's Brain Training Game @drkevindunce]

If you get the right answer in ten seconds, your mathematics skills are elite...

Let's go guys

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@drkevindunce @Lord_Sugar It’s so incredibly obvious. I cannot believe how dim some people are here.

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@CentristQC You and Nic would get on like a house on fire… or maybe I shouldn’t say that in the context of Parliament 😂😅😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🔥☄️

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Good Lord. The palace must take a hostage? I can imagine the King’s Guard relishing in torture Nic, please be careful.

[Nic Dakin MP @NicDakin55]

Off to Buckingham Palace to be the “hostage” ensuring HM The King’s safe return when he opens Parliament - a tradition dating back to Charles I. Not sure I’m looking forward to it, but glad to play my part!

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@RobZands @Glinner Well done Doctor. Everybody knows your reputation, apart from Mr Glinner it appears!

[Robert Zands @RobZands]

After a surprisingly pleasant telephone conversation with Graham @Glinner Linehan (set up by our legal teams) I am delighted to confirm that Mr Linehan has apologised for his defamatory tweet. He has also agreed to donate a significant sum to a trans support charity of my choice.

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@TedGapes Well done, you’ve passed the test.

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Why isn’t the sun working properly?

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@Im_sprouticus 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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John Cleese has gone full Restore Britain™️? Gosh I’m so behind.

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@cvhdavidblues @UC_Borehamwood @simonschuster That was a bargaining tool, I was inspired by soccer player Vinny Junior.

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@cvhdavidblues @UC_Borehamwood @simonschuster My solicitor informs me that ‘no comment’ is the appropriate response here.

[Steve F @Steve_F87]

Heartsick at the death of Sauron, The Deceiver - an outrageously evil and gifted dark lord. He had a unique talent for doing the thing that was obviously evil but then doing it with such panache as to give maximum possible offence - and to all the men of the west. Orcs loved him.

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@WestminsterWAG You may not have liked him, but… actually I will just finish there.