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The late, great Hannibal Lector

[toby 🔱🐺 @ecco2kfan444]

olivia miles rock your body edit

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

AIPAC ALERT: +$2.4 MILLION supporting @HaleyforMI

New Israel Lobby Total: $10,416,433

[onion person @CantEverDie]

american entitlement is so strong that americans think we should get a reward for starting and losing a war

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

just found out that walruses like to stick their tusks out of the water and hold on to the ice and just float

[fartbrainz @Brainlargedumb]

@KuKhahil People really be taking Ausar for granted its genuinely insane

[Ku 🦉 @KuKhahil]

The amount of people who don't comprehend that Ausar Thompson makes Cade Cunningham better because he can't shoot threes is genuinely mind numbing and I can't take it anymore

[DON SPAZZONOVA @DonSpazzonova]

😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[Mololuwa | Cybersecurity - (The God Complex) @cyber_rekk]

Novo Nordisk hackers got in through a GitHub token left in a repo

stayed for two months

took 1.3TB of data including unreleased drug formulas and internal AI models

then asked for $25 million

Novo Nordisk said no
so now they're selling Ozempic's secrets on the dark web

a GitHub token did this

[fartbrainz @Brainlargedumb]

Lmfaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Kimberley A. Martin @ByKimberleyA]

Cops mistook Tyler Kolek for a fan 😩 #alwaysknicks

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

Donald Trump did not just fail in Iran. MAGA's top-down assault on the world system in the first half of 2026 (what I tried to call an "autogolpe imperial") has been a flop. North South Notes — Botched coup part two:

https://t.co/2He0UbWlTp

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Hilarious but not surprising to post total victory meme videos on all White House social accounts while Trump signs the Please Help Me I Fucked Up I’m So Sorry I’m All Fucked Up Accords

[fartbrainz @Brainlargedumb]

I really dunno how you can look at Scott Harris and the Tigers and think he's doing anything positive when the White Sox lead the division and look better lol and completely ruining the entire situation with Skubal is just a horrendous joke. Need new GM/owners

[Ku 🦉 @KuKhahil]

I asked Trajan Langdon if he's focused more on ball playmaking or off-ball playmaking. He took a second to think and said, "Probably, on ball."

Mentions the main thing is adding players that make Cade, Ausar, Duren better.

[Omari Sankofa II @omarisankofa]

Langdon on how players have attacked the offseason: "We had a voluntary week this week where guys can come in if they want. They don’t have to … we have 11 guys here. I hope that answers the question. They don’t have to be here."

[Omari Sankofa II @omarisankofa]

Langdon: "Getting better means you have to win the second round to get better. It doesn’t necessarily mean we need to win 64 games, though if we did it would be fantastic … we have to be more equipped to win in the postseason and that’s what we’re looking at."

[Omari Sankofa II @omarisankofa]

Trajan Langdon leads off by saying he’s confident they can find a good player with the 21st pick. Thinks it’s more likely they try to move up than down or out of the draft altogether.

[Omari Sankofa II @omarisankofa]

Langdon on if he's talked to Malik Beasley's agent: "No, I have not. He doesn’t have an agent right now, so that would make it hard."

On if he's personally talked to Beasley: "I have not talked to him about coming back."