B

[B @Bran_DAMN]

My baby girls smile just melts all my problems away

[B @Bran_DAMN]

Okay but if I actually make it to 2027 that’s the miracle

[B @Bran_DAMN]

If I actually make it to 2026 it will be a miracle.

[B @Bran_DAMN]

Growing up and becoming middle aged 0.5/10 would not recommend

[Texas Cannabis Collective @txcannaco]

If we’re going to sell THC drinks in every major liquor retailer throughout the state, it’s time to end cannabis prohibition in Texas and legalize the whole plant.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Highest profile political assassination in many years but it was committed by a right winger so you don’t hear about it

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Kyle Kulinski: “It’s now the least cool thing in the world to be a Republican. It’s not edgy, it’s not interesting, it’s not contrarian, it’s not fun. You are a fucking loser asshole who is sadistic. To be in MAGA or even a Republican, you’re just a sadist. You’re basically advertising to the world: I have a low IQ, I’m unintelligent, I’m a dipshit”

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

@tedcruz What he’s not eating is Trump’s dick, which you of course do daily.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

[Kid Coody @Jace_Coody_45]

“James was absent when it mattered most”

Ted Cruz literally fled the state during a historic freeze. You literally withheld disaster relief from our own TX neighbors until you forced Trump’s TX redistricting through without us Texans even getting to vote on it.

[doomernat @doomernat22]

holy shit 😭😭

[B @Bran_DAMN]

What a cuck

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“Senator Rafael. Donald Trump says your wife’s face could peel the paint off a car. What’s your response?”

“I’m going to leave that up to Heidi and my beloved president to sort out. You’re not going to get me with gotcha questions.”

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

@SenFettermanPA https://t.co/uMhn8ibnRZ

[B @Bran_DAMN]

@FWRobbins45 @RheeTweet3 @NASCAR What exactly did Obama do that made fans of NASCAR stop being fans of NASCAR ?

[B @Bran_DAMN]

At this point castrate all the Neanderthals on the right.

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

This speech is fucking 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
Thanks for posting it.

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

I would rather see this beautiful world and everything in it reduced to molten slag than give the Boomers technology to live forever.

[B @Bran_DAMN]

@Flats_OW W mr strimmer man

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐨 @MarcoGrandFleet]

Mr beast after watching one piece

[Unoptimized Fool @UnoptimizedFool]

@unusual_whales Trump: