Brandon?

Shout out to all the pear.

[Brandon? @BrandonIsBasic]

New addition to the Zaslow mansion?
@ZaslowShow

[Brandon? @BrandonIsBasic]

@AndyHerren Hey Andy, curious on your opinion of Drive-Away Dolls?

[Brandon? @BrandonIsBasic]

@FilmUpdates Is that the Arrested Development kitchen?

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

I’m wheezing 😂😂

[Brandon? @BrandonIsBasic]

@mikefountains @10DayTony @MichaelRyanRuiz @billygil @LeBatardShow Ahhhhhh Sheets and Giggles.

[Brandon? @BrandonIsBasic]

@TheCinesthetic The Greasy Strangler should be seen by all.

[Brandon? @BrandonIsBasic]

@typicalsadz Amazing stuff!! Do you sell your work by chance?

[🇺🇸 Mike Ryan (Ruiz): PATRIOT 🇺🇸 @MichaelRyanRuiz]

Real “who’s on first?” Routines all across America while parents ask “who is that? With their kids responding “H.E.R.”

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Well turns out “The Donut Hole Challenge” isn’t a real thing. It was a prank created by my shithead nephew Connor. And the four minute video he took of me shoving eight and a half Dunkin’ Munchkins up my strained, lubed ass didn’t raise a fucking dime for St. Jude Hospital.

[donni saphire @donni]

Guy who sneaks a washing machine into the office and calmly starts doing laundry

[Brandon? @BrandonIsBasic]

@LegionHoops Chicken tortilla soup.

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Yeah just wait until Baby Gronk runs into my kid, Baby Aaron Hernandez

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Every Mission: Impossible movie should end with Tom Cruise saying "I guess that mission was possible after all" and then we see the title card but now it say "Mission: Possible" and that "tonight's gonna be a good night" song by Black Eye Peas starts playing.

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

I've been putting a scoop of sherbet on my neighbor Leslie's car, every morning for six years. Today he shot me with an arrow.

[Brandon? @BrandonIsBasic]

Betty White murdered the Queen.

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

Yikes someone didn't get the memo