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[Game6ix🎸 @paayme3]

Did y'all know lack of attention spelled backwards is I'm finna get a new btch

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[Turbo @Retrogodammed]

Today like this. Rashford £350k dn touch down

[Droid @droid254]

You'd think the best country will be a Muslim country 😂

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Due to unforeseen events in the past, i am not scared to lose anyone.

[Nduati The Geek 🤓 @nduatirobert_]

Unalipa rent ya 160k lakini unabudgetia Kes 150 like your life depends on it🙌😂
Cryto traders mtatuonyesha mambo

[Game6ix🎸 @paayme3]

Soon as u give a hoe money they keep coming back that shit like feeding cats

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Mimi uona usiporekebisha your life ukiwa between 20-35 years hapo, then that will be your entire life.
Positive or negative growth, that will be you.

[Jack Napier @JackNapierNot]

Female teachers tend to disagree.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Somebody told me Eastleigh has more pharmacies and chemists than apparel shops lately.
You people are becoming unhealthy.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Siku tutatoa Wantam and Sakaja, Kenyans will be hopeful like New Yorkers and Mamdani.

Maraga atakuwa anafanya basics na tunaanza kulia tukikumbuka vile tuliteseka na wantam.

That Kibaki 2003 hope that had grandparents going back to school will be nothing compared to this

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

I agree with Ronoh. Just cause you are born in Kenya doesn't mean your soulmate is in King'eero. They could be in Cambodia or Vanuatu.

There are over 7 billion people in the world , Why would God punish you with a chiq from Ruaka??

[Droid @droid254]

Hii story ya Ebola this time I'm on the conspiracy people side... Not getting played twice

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Hapo Luthuli kuna jamaa ametestiwa tv mpya nikaona ameibeba ivo bila box yake nikajua uyo amejua karate huchezwa hapo 🤣

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Copper IUD. Zero hormonal changes, lasts for 10 years, fertility is quick to return once you remove it. Get a good gyna to do it for you and you're good to go 👌🏾

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Home Alone" was released in 1990 and they paid $122.50 for 10 pizzas. I just tried to order 10 pizzas just to see the cost. It's was $122.29... No inflation on large pizzas

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Immediately I'm out of the gutters kitu ya kwanza nafanya ni kutupa kila kitu natumia while in the gutters. After hapo I'm switching up on my day ones before eventually blocking my parents. Heart will be colder than a well digger's ass simu pekee nitakua nachukua ni za malaya

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

DStv Kenya went from 1.2M subscribers in 2024 to just 250k today. Not even the World Cup or free upgrades could save them.

Turns out when you treat customers like an ATM for years, they don’t come back when you finally decide to be nice. Premium tears !

[Eric @amerix]

What are you saying?

We don't care. He sat on the coveted G7 roundtable and delivered a global speech. A speech that shook Uganda.