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You won't like what I have to say

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@badguybirnie Top 5 wedding for sure.

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@SnacksJokesDope @dieworkwear How about rocks in your house AND living in a town named after a cartoon? Cuz boy oh boy do I have the place for you

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@herbarkisworst @SnacksJokesDope Rookie numbers…

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@herbarkisworst @wpgpolice Happy to guinea pig for it

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Watched a grown-ass man on rollerblades wipe out today. So there’s that. Fuck he ate shit good.

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@lovematea Heck yes

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@badguybirnie

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Balls deep in a pandie-wandie, MFers still walking around hotels barefoot

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@Zach_Fleisher It always feels like you’ve walked into a place you certainly don’t belong in.

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@badguybirnie

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@Teney204 Hookers and Cocaine

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Just because I’m almost 40, doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be able to keep the teeth you just pulled from my skull. Adults believe in God, maybe I believe in the fucking tooth fairy and want some return on these beeches.

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@herbarkisworst https://t.co/lrAo3hwHdf

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@boozeandbooks Yes, until I started microdosing psilocybin

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Of course the guy with the “gun rights are human rights” tshirt has his cargo pants pockets absolutely STUFFED with what I can only guess is like, super important and necessary items.

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@MichaelDanger19 @Frisbeeplate

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I love how your smoke detector battery always decides to start dying at 5 am.

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Maybe 2021 does have some goodness to give

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@boozeandbooks My home is perpetually just cold enough to render butter unspreadable, and it’s fucking killing me.